We’ve all been constipated at one time or another. It is very unpleasant, and we all hate it. However, while you’re trying to relieve your bowels, please be careful! No “pooping with excessive force” please! You Look Different… China Post had an anonymous user say that their mother lost ten years for eight hours often …
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Carry-on bags and what they allow you to bring in them are under some pretty strict rules. For example, no liquid, or bug spray that is over 3.4 ounces (100ml), no sharp objects, no compressed gas, and nothing flammable. So how did about 4,700 leeches get pass airport security? 4,700 Leeches Ippolit Bodounov tried to …
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We’ve brought you love with inanimate objects, but how about love with an incorporeal person? Ever heard of someone that saw ghosts? Or someone who has been possessed? Well, Amanda Teague claims both! She said that she married a 300-year-old ghost pirate, and was possessed by him. The Wedding Night On July 23rd of 2016, …
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You’ve most likely told your children or your loved ones what you want done with your remains after you die. Some want to be buried or to be cremated and have their ashes spread somewhere. Have you that someone might want their remains to be used to plant the tree? Washington Composting The governor of Washington, Jay Inslee, …
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Everyone likes being safe, right? Guard dogs are perfect for that! They scare off the intruders, that is until you get the bears… Brickleberry The Guard Dog Jesse Jordan of North Ontario has a dog, Brickleberry (or Brick), for a year. Raised as Jordan’s own child after the dogs mother died three days after she …
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Great ball of smurfs! This is the most smurfs we’ve seen in all of Papa Smurfs 543 years! It’s just a Smurfcation… Good thing we found no sign of the treacherous Gargamel or his faithful fiend Azreal. German Smurfs gathered in Lauchringen in Southern Germany on Feb. 16 to try and break the Guinness record …
Teleporting is an awesome effect featuring in several recent super-hero shows, from Netflix’s The Umbrella Academy to DC Universe’s Doom Patrol. The Umbrella Academy got 45 million views. There was a video going viral about two/three months before The Umbrella Academy’s premiere. This child seems to be “teleporting” in a BBC Breaking News Video. Flit’s …
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If these two stories don’t convince you that Florida women are the craziest, then I don’t know what will. The first is about a women who farted, or so says the guy that was standing next to her. She didn’t want to fess up though and this is what happened. She probably should have just …
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Pogonophobia is the fear of beards. Some pogonophobes will tell you that beards are dirty, gross, and unsightly. Or maybe they aren’t afraid of beards; they just have bad taste. Either way, spend some time with some real beard enthusiasts and you won’t find a cleaner, classier, or more stylish group of people. To prove …
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Earlier this year, we wrote an article about ‘Game Of Thrones’ Styled Crimes. Well, the crossbow killings got a lot worse… Germany Crossbow Murders Earlier this week, on the 12th of May, three people found dead, via crossbow. In Bavaria, Germany the bodies of Torsten W., Kerstin E., and Farina C. were all found …
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