Can you think of anything quite as bad as owing fines or being put in jail? Well, the police have thought of it for you… Being ratted on to your mother! So don’t get caught speeding. Police in, Haymarket Virginia, have started threatening speeding drivers with their message boards. Now when you get …
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We all have dealt with a bit of workplace hazing every now again. Light teasing is a way many a coworker blows off steam and shows camaraderie. And it can be beneficial to relationships, as long as all parties involved are okay with it. But when it goes too far it can lead to …
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Some men just aren’t early risers. Some will do anything for a little help standing at attention. A quick pick me up. Grabbing a popular energy drink isn’t abnormal. But this one can leave you feeling a little… Stiff. Power Natural High Energy Drink SX was the go-to energy drink for young men seeking a …
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A dairy farmer stepped out on the patio to take a leak. Off in the distance, he noticed a figure around 6′ tall, covered in black hair. It jumped two wire fences without touching them. The dairy farmer compared the leaps to that worthy of an Olympic athlete. The next evening another farmer witnessed …
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They say that one-day cockroaches will inherit the Earth. They’re nearly impossible to kill and they’ll outlive us all in the event of a nuclear holocaust. If, however, more humans tend to be as smart as the Detroit resident, cockroaches may not have to wait for a nuclear winter to outlast us. A 50-year-old …
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Some folk have to push the limits and test the rules just to see if they can get away with it. This gentleman from Raywood, Texas is one of those folk. The pet supply store PetCo has a policy that states “all leashed animals welcome”. One Vincent Browning decided to put that policy to the …
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As our world edges closer to a dystopian Cyberpunk future, we mark the small steps it takes. Like digital religion. Can the ClickToPray app bring you closer to God? In January Pope Francis introduced the ClickToPray app. A social-media-esque style app that let you post prayers, click on posted prayers, or leave comments. Every month …
Maybe you’ve been married for a while now. You’ve gotten stuck in a rut. Things have gotten complacent. As a result, you aren’t making love as often as you used to. Sure, you could try communicating more. Or actively wooing your spouse – do the chores they find tedious, clean up without having to be …
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The smallest baby from Keio University Hospital in Tokyo went home weighing a whopping 268 grams. That’s just under 10 ounces. The newborn stopped growing in the womb at 24 weeks. He was deemed healthy enough to go home even though he is as small as a large onion. After 5 months of treatment by …
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Want a hippopotamus for Christmas? Might wanna think again. A region of Colombia is figuring that out the hard way. Pablo Escobar, the notorious cocaine drug lord, was shot dead in 1993. The government took control of his huge estate, including hundreds of exotic animals. But somehow, the hippos were missed. Escobar housed 4 hippos …
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