- Man, that was really crappy of him!
How would you react to being told that you could serve fifteen years in prison? Would you party like it’s your last day on earth, or get revenge? Well, the idea alone made Dorleans Philidor crap himself… But not for the reason you might think.
This Is The Second And Last Time…
The 20th, a day before the last trial, Mr. Philidor was being held in a cell next to the courtroom and defecated on himself and smeared it on the cell. He got the second floor shut down for disinfecting.
Man Throws Poop At Judge To Avoid Trail
With many convictions on his record, Dorleans Philidor was facing charges of fifteen years in prison. On the 21st of June, Mr. Philidor went to court for burglary. Guess he thought that if he threw poop at the judge he wouldn’t have to go through the trial. He was wrong! They ended up closing the upstairs of the courthouse yet again.
“It’s Protein! It’s Good For You!”
During the incident, witnesses said that Mr. Philidor had yelled “it’s protein! It’s good for you!” Witness Allen Rois posted a short clip of the commotion to his Instagram, saying: “It was intense. The corrections officers and police officers were swarming. Like 60 of them. They told everyone to leave and you couldn’t go back in. It was a hazardous area.”
Don’t Worry, No One Was Harmed, At Least Physically
Judge Lisa Walsh, though not hit, was the intended target. Her bailiff told her to run. Feces did hit the bailiff. Walsh would not be deterred. After an hour Mr. Philidor was found not guilty of the burglary. Don’t worry, he won’t be getting away from prison, for he is still facing a separate trial for a grand theft auto case. It is still unclear if he will be facing charges over the feces.
“Is He Faking Mental Illness?”
Lawyers and the court wanted to know if Mr. Philidor was faking mental illness. “MDCR (Miami-Dade Corrections and Rehabilitation) staff and Correctional Health Services Staff will continue to monitor this inmate and will provide extra security precautions to avoid the events from reoccurring,” according to Juan Diasgranados, a spokesman for MDCR.