The Bidet Inauguration: COVID Changes How Americans Think of Butt Hygiene

An American traveling abroad might be faced with an odd sight when visiting a restroom – a strange hose by the toilet, drawing water from the faucet connections. What is this strange device and what could be its purpose? Well, that’s a bidet, and you use it to wash your butt and private areas. And …

Oklahoma State Rep Introduces Bill to Create Bigfoot Hunting Season

What has big feet, roams around the foods, and suffers from a chronic condition of appearing blurry in photographs? That’s right, it’s Bigfoot. Also known as Sasquatch, this mysterious woodland creature has thrilled cryptozoologists for decades. But now, an Oklahoma state representative is taking the hunt for Bigfoot to a whole another level. Justin Humphrey …

Leading Rabbi: COVID Vaccine is Purpose-Built to Turn You Gay

There have been some strange theories coming out of Israel lately. Did you read our earlier story about an Israeli defense chief who claimed media-shy aliens are in conspiracy with Trump? Now, another Israeli leader has decided to share some fascinating thoughts with the world. Only this time, the leader is of the religious sort …

‘Hell to Pay’ – Arsonist Torches Church of Satan Meeting House

Burning down a religious building might bring to your mind images of Satanists or other devil worshippers. And it’s not a completely unreasonable notion. For example, Norway’s Black Metal movement gained notoriety in the ‘90s after self-professed Satan worshippers torched a number of churches. But the turntables keep on turning, or however the saying goes. …

Magic Mushrooms Start Growing in Man’s Blood After Mushroom Tea Injection

Kids, don’t do drugs. Otherwise you might get fungus growing in your veins. Wait, what? Isn’t that just one of those horror stories they tell you during the “Just Say No” lectures? You might think so, but you’d be wrong. One man’s attempt to get high earned him only a trip to the ICU. A …

Bodybuilder Cheats on His Sex Doll Wife with Indescribable Object

On the surface, Yurii Tolochko seems like every woman’s dream man. The bodybuilder and actor from Kazakhstan is pretty much the definition of “beefcake” – a sculpted body of bulging muscles, a chiseled jawline, and a handsome face to boot. Unfortunately for you, ladies (and gents who might’ve liked what they read), this Central Asian …