Just in case you were worried that 2019 might be different than 2018, American teenagers have come swooping in to save us. Teenagers have been coming up with the dumbest challenges over the last few years. Snorting cinnamon. Drinking Tide Pods. Ghost Driving. And now, the Bird Box challenge. For those not in …
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To catch everyone up on current events, President Donald Trump is pushing for a wall between the U.S. and Mexico border, due to claiming that it would help keep out illegal immigrants and drugs alike. Those claims are hotly contested and touted as simply a ruse to get what he wants and satisfy his base. …
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“WHY WON’T YOU DIE?!” Came from the house over and over again. The voice was furious, near-manic. Inside a small child could be heard crying. Concerned, bewildered, and a bit frightened, a passerby called the police. When the cops arrived they found the culprit at the scene of a grisly murder. The one screaming? …
Clouded in mystery and mysticism, Jemima Packington stands over a white sheet, folded on the grass. The wind blows her silver-streaked hair as she raises her arms to the sky. The instruments of her divination tight in her hands. Finally, she lets go. The small, bright green spears fall from her hands, tumbling to …
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It’s the age-old tale everyone knows by heart. Girl meets boy, boy meets their 12-year old daughter. Wait. What? Jessica Share recently connected her daughter with the sperm donor that helped Jessica and her then-girlfriend give birth to Alice. After deciding to have a second child they opted to use donations from the same …
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A while ago we introduced you to the idea of Biohacking. Where one adds to or changes the human body with technology or some other form of modification. Unlike adding some cool gadget for function or aesthetic purposes, you can also store data via DNA. One high school student decided to test this by converting …
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The entire kingdom waited with bated breath. All eyes were on the few eligible to arise as queen. There were clear forerunners, but until one emerged with offspring displayed for all to see, it was anyone’s guess. But one thing was certain – There must be a Queen. Sounds like a warped episode of Game …
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We all have our favorites scents of the holidays. Pumpkin spice, peppermint, pine trees, cookies, who roast beast, or Grandpa’s cigars. But there’s a scent that knows no boundaries of time or season. A favorite scent that for the the nation over that you can now bring into your home for the holidays. KFC’s original …
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We’ve all been there. We score our government checks, buy some sweet, sweet cocaine, and we just want to go back to the house and smoke our crack in peace and quiet. But life always has other plans, doesn’t it? One Peoria, Illinois resident feels the same way. A 62-year old gentleman (he seems like …
Cloning and gene splicing have come a long way in recent years, even splicing human and pig DNA, but some believe it’s gone far enough to clone whole people – most notably Nigerian President Muhammadu Buhari. Buhari spent long periods of time in London receiving medical treatment in 2017, once being gone for over three …
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