Last week we brought you a woman who announced she was marrying her duvet. This week we bring you another instance of Objectophilia. Objectophilia is a form of sexuality focused on particular inanimate objects. What’s this week’s object? a 737-800 Boeing airplane. How many rom-coms take place in an airport? None quite like this …
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Devon, UK woman Pascale Sellick, 49, has declared her intent to marry “the most constant, comforting companion in my life”. The open invitation ceremony will take place at the Rougemont Gardens in Devon, UK, on Sunday, February 10 at 2 pm, followed by a free wedding party at The Glorious Art House. But why …
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Emotional support animals have garnered some criticism over the years, mostly to the misuse by untrained animals. But occasionally one comes along that raises eyebrows, not because of it’s training or the question of the validity of need, but of the species of animal. Joie Henney, hoise of Joie Henney’s Outdoors, a hunting and …
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Just in case you were worried that 2019 might be different than 2018, American teenagers have come swooping in to save us. Teenagers have been coming up with the dumbest challenges over the last few years. Snorting cinnamon. Drinking Tide Pods. Ghost Driving. And now, the Bird Box challenge. For those not in …
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To catch everyone up on current events, President Donald Trump is pushing for a wall between the U.S. and Mexico border, due to claiming that it would help keep out illegal immigrants and drugs alike. Those claims are hotly contested and touted as simply a ruse to get what he wants and satisfy his base. …
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“WHY WON’T YOU DIE?!” Came from the house over and over again. The voice was furious, near-manic. Inside a small child could be heard crying. Concerned, bewildered, and a bit frightened, a passerby called the police. When the cops arrived they found the culprit at the scene of a grisly murder. The one screaming? …
Clouded in mystery and mysticism, Jemima Packington stands over a white sheet, folded on the grass. The wind blows her silver-streaked hair as she raises her arms to the sky. The instruments of her divination tight in her hands. Finally, she lets go. The small, bright green spears fall from her hands, tumbling to …
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It’s the age-old tale everyone knows by heart. Girl meets boy, boy meets their 12-year old daughter. Wait. What? Jessica Share recently connected her daughter with the sperm donor that helped Jessica and her then-girlfriend give birth to Alice. After deciding to have a second child they opted to use donations from the same …
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A while ago we introduced you to the idea of Biohacking. Where one adds to or changes the human body with technology or some other form of modification. Unlike adding some cool gadget for function or aesthetic purposes, you can also store data via DNA. One high school student decided to test this by converting …
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The entire kingdom waited with bated breath. All eyes were on the few eligible to arise as queen. There were clear forerunners, but until one emerged with offspring displayed for all to see, it was anyone’s guess. But one thing was certain – There must be a Queen. Sounds like a warped episode of Game …
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