Chess Cup Player Accused of Cheating — With an Anal Sex Toy

There’s been a lot happening in chess lately. This is strange, considering you don’t really ever hear anything about the chess world. A while back, a chess robot broke a 7-year-old player’s finger during a Russian chess tournament. And now, the Sinquefield Cup in St. Louis featured a massive surprise. Nobody got injured, but one …

Royal Beekeeper Informs Buckingham Palace Bees of the Queen’s Death

In case you haven’t heard — Elizabeth II, the Queen of the United Kingdom, died on September 8 after reigning for 70 years. We’re not sure how you could’ve missed the news, though. After all, even the Queen’s bees have been told about it. There are a lot of old and arcane rituals and traditions …

Vermont Town is Scrambling to Find the Mysterious Poop Dumper

It’s never nice when somebody leaves garbage all over a public space. But at least in most cases, the trash is just empty drink bottles and cans, food wrappers, takeaway boxes… Stuff that’s fairly easy to clean. But the town of Bolton, Vermont, is struggling with a different kind of waste. Somebody keeps dumping into …

‘I’m Not Bringing It Back’ — Man Who Moves NASA’s Moon Rocket Frustrated with Delayed Launch

You put in a lot of effort and many hours into an important work project — and then your bosses tell you that the whole thing is canceled. You’ve definitely run into this incredibly frustrating situation at least once, wherever you work. In your case, though, the wasted effort probably didn’t involve painstakingly moving something …

‘I Swear I’ll Turn This Plane Around’ — Pilot Scolds Passengers Sharing Unwanted D*** Pics

When you were on a family road trip as a kid, did one of your parents ever threaten to turn back and go home if you didn’t behave? If they did, you hopefully learned your lesson. But some people clearly didn’t. Recently, a Southwest Airlines pilot had to pull the same trick on his passengers. …

Ohio Bratwurst Festival’s Queen Dethroned for Attending Another Festival’s Luncheon

You’d generally expect a bratwurst festival to be a good time. You eat some good sausage, drink a few beers, and pretend to be just a little bit German for a few hours. But the Bucyrus Bratwurst Festival got embroiled in some royal drama this year. Just 10 days before the festivities, the reigning bratwurst …