Do we have a time traveler in our midst? Rumor has it that Greta Thunberg is a little girl from the future sent to save us… Who Now? For those of you who haven’t heard the news surrounding her for the past six months, Greta Thunberg is a teenage climate change activist. The 16-year-old …
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You may want to hold off swimming in Lake Malawi… This Is One Reason To Do Research BEFORE You Take Your Vacation In An New Area 32-year-old James Michael contracted Schistomosomiasis (AKA Bilharzia) during a trip with his pals in Southeast Africa. James lives in Kensington, London. He went on what was supposed …
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Some people may want to go back to being a kid, but what would one be willing to go through to go back? All It Took Was The Mention Of Babying… Rutledge Deas IV, 29-years-old, told investigators that he has suffered severe childhood trauma and being cared for like a baby brought him “back …
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Need some extra help convincing your kids to get off their electronics? Well, just tell them about the woman whose eye BURST after spending to much time on her smartphone… Whodda Thunk? Doctors barely saved a female patient’s eye after her smartphone caused a blood vessel in her left retina to burst from excessive …
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Imagine your enjoying your night after visiting with some friends. Then, while you’re getting ready to leave, some homeless guy pulls you out into the street. That’s scary enough, But then, he spills hot diarrhea on your head… What The Heck? Heidi Van Tassel was parked in Hollywood Boulevard, California. She was …
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Virginia Women, Beware Of Your Doctors… On Nov the 8th, a Virginia doctor was arrested for allegedly performing unnecessary surgical procedures on women without their consent or knowledge. There is at least one instance in which Javaid Perwaiz, 69-year-old Doctor from Chesapeake, had tried to tie a woman’s Fallopian tubes – an operation which denied …
Losing your luggage happens. But maybe it doesn’t have to happen quite as often as it does. Especially at a Singapore airport… 20-Day Jail Sentence An ex-baggage handler allegedly swapped the tags on the baggage he was in charge of. On the 11th, 66-year-old Tay Boon Keh was sentenced under the Penal Code for mischief, …
Thanksgiving is a day of eating, and after all that eating, there’s sleep. But before sleep, you should watch one of these weird, yet entertaining, Thanksgiving movies. Trains, Planes, and Automobiles If you’ve never seen this movie, you have to. It’s from the 80s and more importantly, it’s easily my favorite Thanksgiving flick. The premise …
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You never know when you’ll need to fight for life, and when your axe will be one of the only reasons you’re still alive! Ben Ball, thankfully, was prepared for this… Oshtemo Township, Michigan Ben Ball is a thirty-six-year-old who lives in Oshtemo Township, Michigan. On the 5th, his home was invaded by a …
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Now we have heard people sticking things in their ears (yes, mostly small children), but what would you do if you had stuff LIVING in your ear? Mr. Lv And His Uninvited Guests A 24-year-old man from China was suffering an earache and decided to go to the doctor. He wasn’t expecting to be …