Woman Belonging to Alien Reptile Cult to Stay in Jail for Shooting Boyfriend

Insane conspiracy theories are usually nothing more than slightly chuckle-worthy light news. But for every funny story, there’s one case where an unhinged person brainwashed into outlandish beliefs does some irreversible damage. Case in point, the Pennsylvania Supreme Court ruled on February 25 that a woman sentenced to 15-40 years in jail for the murder …

Triple Murderer Cooks Woman’s Heart to Feed it to His Family

First things first, if you’re sensitive to violence, maybe go read something else. This stuff is about to get graphic. A 42-year-old Oklahoman man is under arrest, suspected of committing three murders. During the investigation, authorities have revealed gruesome details of the murders, including attempted cannibalism. Lawrence Anderson, from Chickasha, OK, stands accused of killing …

Mayonnaise Helps Sea Turtles Suffering from Oil Spill

Mayonnaise is many people’s favorite spread, whether it’s slathered on BLTs and burgers or used as a condiment on fries. But who knew it could also help wildlife ravaged by an environmental catastrophe? Thick globules of oil tar started washing up on the shores off Israel on February 18, according to LiveScience. Since then, the …

Ohio Man Continues His Lent Tradition of Beer-Only Diet

This year’s period of Lent started this week. During this time, adherents of some Christian denominations are supposed to give up one or more earthly pleasures in remembrance of Jesus’ sacrifice. Food has traditionally been a significant part of Lent. Christians are encouraged to give up eating meat, and to fast in preparation for Easter. …

Archeologists Find ‘Highly Significant’ Roman Penis Carving in UK

Humanity has come a long way since the times of the ancient Romans. We’ve created technological marvels beyond their wildest imaginations, brought the world together in incomprehensible ways, and even left the planet and gone to the moon. But in some ways, we’re still the same people. For instance, we’re still just as obsessed with …

Citibank Accidentally Sends Half Billion to Lenders, Judge Says They Can Keep It

Unless you work in finance, banking and economics aren’t probably the most thrilling subjects. They’re important, sure, but most people can’t really get into them unless something goes terribly wrong. And boy, oh boy, has something gone wrong. In fact, a U.S. judge described this case as “one of the biggest blunders in banking history.” …

Texting with Emojis Gets Son Arrested for Father’s Murder

If you were to murder someone, how would you cover your tracks? Should you be devious and immoral enough, you might try assuming your victim’s identity and picking up their life where they left off. Nobody would ever suspect that the person is missing if people kept getting, say, text messages from them. Right? Well, …