Archeologists Find ‘Highly Significant’ Roman Penis Carving in UK

Humanity has come a long way since the times of the ancient Romans. We’ve created technological marvels beyond their wildest imaginations, brought the world together in incomprehensible ways, and even left the planet and gone to the moon. But in some ways, we’re still the same people. For instance, we’re still just as obsessed with …

Citibank Accidentally Sends Half Billion to Lenders, Judge Says They Can Keep It

Unless you work in finance, banking and economics aren’t probably the most thrilling subjects. They’re important, sure, but most people can’t really get into them unless something goes terribly wrong. And boy, oh boy, has something gone wrong. In fact, a U.S. judge described this case as “one of the biggest blunders in banking history.” …

Texting with Emojis Gets Son Arrested for Father’s Murder

If you were to murder someone, how would you cover your tracks? Should you be devious and immoral enough, you might try assuming your victim’s identity and picking up their life where they left off. Nobody would ever suspect that the person is missing if people kept getting, say, text messages from them. Right? Well, …

“Skinniest” House in London Lists for $1.3 Million

Real estate is officially out of control. Again. The pre-2008 real estate market was insane (before the crash), where banks were giving away seven-figure properties with 0 down. And there’s the craziness now, where the average home in some cities costs over ten times the average income. For whatever reason, capitalism decided that the ability …