Meth Cook Tries to Tell Police He’s Making a ‘Healthy Meth Substance’

  Craig William Rogers, 49, was originally arrested on suspicion of controlled substance possession, possession of drug paraphernalia and unlawful distribution, manufacturing, dispensing of a controlled substance, according to Colorado court records. Rogers was released Wednesday on $15,000 bond. When he was arrested Tuesday, he told police that he was creating a “healthy meth substance.” …

Congrats to Harry Azcrac, Mississippi High School Grad

Remember Boaty McBoatface? The British government let the internet (collectively) decide what to name a new research vessel. The write-in option fast overtook the more dignified names, Shackleton, David Attenborough, Endeavor, and voted for the R.R.S Boaty McBoatface. We’re all children on the internet. The Mississippi Governor, Tate Reeves, tried to do something nice for …

Trooper Gives Masks to Doctor After Pulling Them Over for Speeding

That same doctor was thanking the Minnesota state trooper after they stopped her for speeding, and gave her the N95 masks, instead of a speeding ticket. Dr. Sarah Ashraf Janjua publicly thanked State Trooper Brian J Schwartz for his kindness during the this COVID-19 pandemic, in a Facebook post. The trooper did scold her for …

Slow News: Turtles Take Over Kentucky Derby

The Kentucky Derby, America’s longest continuously running sports event, got postponed because of the pandemic. Like all other sporting events this year. Because of COVID-19 and social distancing, packing racing fans into Churchill Downs is just too dangerous. It’s an exceptional disruption to the lengthy history of the Triple Crown kickoff; the very first Derby …