You Might As Well Tell The Truth If You Poop And You’re Caught On Camera

  • Or don't, and then plead guilty in a plea deal. That's fine, too.

But he didn’t. At least, not for a long time. You see, I’ve written twice about him already on First in Don’t Poop Outside in Public Unless it’s in the Woods when he was originally on tape pooping, he was charged with defecating in public, lewdness, and littering.

Then again I wrote about him in Don’t Poop Outside, Get Caught On Camera, and Then Sue The police For Taking Your Mugshot when he wanted to sue the Holmdel Police Department because they took his mugshot after arresting they do with every person that’s arrested. According to him his charges were low level offenses and he shouldn’t have been photographed. Potato, Potatoh.

But up until now he said he didn’t poop. But now he has admitted it and plead guilty.

Thomas Tramaglini plead guilty to public defecation as a part of a plea deal to get the charges of public lewdness and littering dismissed. He will also have to pay $500 in fines and court costs.

Matthew Adams, Tramaglini’s lawyer says his client is not a serial pooper though, and says, “Today’s facts are contrary to the narrative that was spun about this person that was supposedly a serial offender doing things on the open track.”

Adam’s says his client had “runner’s diarrhea” which is when runners have “the sudden urge to go as they’re pounding the pavement during their multi-mile jogs.”

Tramaglini was dealing with a “medical emergency” at the track field the day he was arrested but dealt with it under the bleachers and out of the public view. Adams claimed he “cleaned up after himself.”

“There’s no evidence he was ever a serial offender,” Adams said. “We were ready to go to trial on some of the allegations about certain dates with GPS evidence from his Garmin running watch. That story needs to be told.”

Even with his guilty admission, he still wants to sue the police department over the mugshot.

He may have confessed but I guess he’s not full of S%&$, or is he? Maybe he’s just a serial pooper after all.

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