The Lab Monkeys Escaped, and the Airlines Are Done Transporting Them: Part One

Did you hear about the experimental lab monkeys that escaped in a Pennsylvania truck crash? Well, the international airline that shipped the 100 monkeys in the first place says that they will cease transporting the animals going forward. The contract is soon to expire and that’s that. Michael Joseph, Kenya Airways Chairman, confirmed that the …

Elon Musk Offers to Pay Teenage Hacker to Delete Twitter Bot Tracking His Plane

There are a lot of bots — accounts running automated scripts to post content — on Twitter. Some of them spread misinformation, other post hourly pictures of animals, and then there’s @ElonJet. This bot keeps track of Elon Musk’s private jet, reporting when it takes off, where it’s headed, and when it lands. And Elon …

Man Robs Deli Six Times in One Week, Gets Caught by Waiting Cop on Fourth Try

They say lightning doesn’t strike the same place twice. But robbers apparently sure do. Just as Augie Lopez, 77, who runs Augie’s Grocery Deli with his wife Nilda Maldonado in Jersey City, New Jersey. A violent crook robbed his small store three times in just six days. Not only did the man steal cash, he …

Bankrupt Hospital’s Dilemma — What to Do with a Nuclear-Powered Pacemaker?

Hahnemann University Hospital in Pennsylvania went bankrupt in 2019. By now, its buildings are empty and the medical records have been transferred to elsewhere. But there’s one piece of Hahnemann’s legacy that still lingers. What should they do about a woman who still has a nuclear-powered pacemaker in her chest cavity? We didn’t know they …

Car Shop Owner Sued After Dumping 91,500 Pennies on Ex-Employee’s Yard

There are some difficult bosses out there — we’re sure everybody knows at least one. But a Georgia car repair shop owner took things to a whole new level in delivering an ex-employee’s final paycheck. Now, granted, he did technically pay most of what he owed. But he paid by dumping 91,500 grease-covered pennies onto …

Japanese Man Makes a Career Out of Doing Absolutely Nothing

Doing nothing at work is a divisive concept. To some, it’s heaven, while others can’t stand even the idea of sitting around with nothing to do. But Japanese Shoji Morimoto is perfectly fine with the ennui. In fact, he’s somehow managed to turn doing nada into a successful career. The 38-year-old professional slacker peddles his …