- Who doesn't love a good seasonal joke?
Have you heard these odd Santa jokes? How fun would it be to trade jokes at Christmas?
- What does Santa say on the night of Christmas? “Time
to hit the sack!” - What do Santa and Mrs. Claus eat together for breakfast? Mistle-toast
- What does Santa say when he doesn’t want to do something? “Snow thanks!”
- Who always has a spot on the nice list? People who clean their chimney.
- What was wrong with the Grinch on Christmas? He felt claus-trophobic.
- What is an elf who sings called? A wrapper.
- What’s Santa’s favorite donut? A jolly-filled donut.
- What is Santa’s favorite event of track and field? (North) pole-vaulting.
- What kind of motorcycle does Santa have? A Holly Davidson.
- Who always makes it to the naughty list? A rebel without a clause. Do you like this as one of the best of the odd Santa jokes on the list?
- What did Mrs. Claus say to Santa as they looked up at the sky? “Looks like rain, dear.”
- How do elves respond to Santa taking attendance? “Present!”
- What does Santa pack for the beach? His red suit.
- Why did Santa and Mrs. Claus extend their garden? They like to hoe-hoe-hoe.
- What did Santa say to Mrs. Claus after forgetting something from the store? “But I checked the shopping list twice!”
- Why does Santa feel indebted to the elves? Because he’s an elf-made man.
- What do salons and tree farms have in common?
Trimmings. - How does Santa keep his clothes clean? He washed them in (Yule) Tide. Do you like this best as one of the odd Santa jokes?
- What does Santa order for fast food? A frosty.
- Who is Santa’s favorite singer? Elfish Presley.
- What makes the sound “Oh-oh-oh?” Santa walking backwards.
- What kind of drink do naughty boys and girls get from Santa? Coal-a
- What is Santa and Mrs. Claus’ favorite on game night? Reindeer games.
- What does Santa say before he tells a joke? This one’s gonna sleigh you! Do you think this is a great joke out of the odd Santa jokes on the list?
- Who is Santa’s most chill friend? Jack Frost.
- What is the name of Santa’s dog? Santa Paws.
- What is Santa’s favorite cereal? Corn (snow) flakes.
- What is Santa’s favorite fruit? (Sugar) plums.
- Why does Santa use the chimney? Because it soots him.
- What does Santa say when something happens? “That’s (chest)nuts!”
- Why does Santa have money problems. He was nickel-less. Haha, get it? Is this one of the most odd Santa jokes on the list?
- What is Santa’s favorite kind of bread? Gingerbread.
- What is Santa’s favorite kind of weather? Sweater weather.
- What do you call Santa after he’s gone down a chimney with a fire going? Crisp Kringle.
- Beyond the obvious reasons, why wouldn’t you want to get into a fight with Santa? He’s got a black belt.
- What is Santa’s favorite roll? A ca-rol. Do you think this is one of the most odd Santa jokes?
- What does Santa call himself on the beach? Sandy Claus.
- What smells the most in Santa’s sleigh? Santa’s nose.
- Why couldn’t Santa have cereal in the morning? All of his
bowls were full of jelly. - What did Santa call his elf that was only making toys for himself? S-elf-ish.
- How do the elves walk around on slippery snow? They use candy canes to help them.
- How does someone deliver a package to Santa? They ring the (jingle) bell.
So what do you think of these odd Santa jokes? Let me know in the comments!