Smuggling Drugs With Your Vagina. What Could Go Wrong?

  • Apparently a lot. Like, you could die.

I guess if you’re trying to smuggle something, there is no better place than in your vagina. Wait, what? No, don’t do that!

But this woman did.

A Wisconsin woman is facing felony drug charges. Police found approximately 82 grams of drugs in her vagina.

Desiree Webster was arrest on June 25th in Shawano after police pulled over her 1997 Monte Carlo. She is only 20 years old.

When she got pulled over, she wasn’t alone. She was with Jaral McCollum, a convicted drug dealer.

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Officers pulled over the car after they got a tip that McCollum might be selling heroin, cocaine, marijuana, meth and other drugs. Police said that it was his M.O. to drive with women who could slip the drugs into their vagina if the police were to stop them.

The police dog was drawn to the driver’s seat, where Webster was sitting while they were pulled over. A corrections officer performed a strip search on Webster and she suggested that there was something hidden inside of her vagina.

To see, they did a CT scan of Websters pelvic area and it showed something that looked like a plastic bag the size of a human fist. Ryan Murphy, an emergency room doctor, told the police that this is not all that uncommon. He says that drug dealers smuggle contraband inside various orifices

“It’s common that you would see them inside of condoms, inside of bags, inside of Saran wrap. People try to get creative, and they try to pack as much as they can into a very small container, and it’s very common to actually see these containers or transport devices rupture,” Murphy said.

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Here’s what they found:

  • 36.67 grams of cocaine
  • 14.72 grams of meth
  • 27.80 grams of synthetic weed
  • Six MDMA (Ecstasy) pills
  • 1.26 grams of marijuana

Had that bag ruptured inside of Webster, she would likely be dead. “With the cocaine you’re going to be in this like excited delirium state and the heart’s going to be going really fast, and they’ll be running a high fever and you know the body will kind of shut down from that and you’ll die,” Murphy said.

When it was all said and done, Webster was charged with six felony drug counts, including two counts of THC possession, possession with intent to deliver cocaine and possession with intent to deliver meth. Webster was also charged with eight counts of felony bail jumping from an earlier felony case that’s still pending.

McCollum was charged with four felony counts, including possession with intent to deliver cocaine, possession with intent to deliver meth and possession with intent to deliver synthetic cannabinoids. Yike.

 

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