12 Hilariously Bad Cake Inscriptions

Nothing says I love you like a proposal cake.

This is just cruel!

Lemon sponge, slightly bitter.

Said my three year old.

It's definitely you.

Long story short: Student tests positive for drugs, mom goes mad, school got it wrong, cake is baked.

Personality isn't everything, sweetie!

A period cake, how sweet.

Clearly they'll miss her, she was bringing a "lot" to the table.

What is one to do with privileged information when he cannot speak up? Nope, not Wikileaks—that is for amateurs.

Spill the beans on the cake. Then eat at your own risk.

At least the ex is already providing comfort food.