"They saw the child with his mother Mary, and they bowed down and worshiped him. Then they opened their treasures and presented him with gifts of gold and of incense and of myrrh. Then, rather unexpectedly, they were all crushed to death by a giant cat."
Like at the end of the holiday classic A Christmas Story, let's hope there's a Chinese restaurant nearby.
Yes, even Hanukkah is in danger of rampant canine destruction. (But we have to agree, latkes are delicious!)
