1They want you to cook with what?
Winnie the Pooh is a bear that gets into lots of mischief. It wasn't until "Cooking With Pooh" came out that it was truly known just how naughty this silly ol' bear can get.
2Santa's "ho's" taste like chocolate
'Tis the season to learn all about Santa and his chocolate flavored "hos."
3A bedtime story that will give your kid a complex
Inside every fat girl is a hidden a skinny, athletic star. At least that is what Maggie Goes On A Diet would like your daughter to think.
The author defended himself by saying he was promoting healthy eating habits, but his explanation was no match for the damaging cover.
5Giving kids the straight poop on how the body works
Not exactly inappropriate but it sure as shit is funny. When your little ones are learning about their bodies, you may or may not have to resort to a book that explains how poop is made and how it escapes.
6The book that breaks down crack for your kid
They say there is a time and a place for everything, but preschool might not be the best time to teach your kids about "The House That Crack Built."
7A farm animal orgy
All this silly chicken wants is a damn worm. When he can't yank it out of the ground himself, he enlists his barnyard friends to help him pull it out.
And pull it out they do.
8 When moms get drunk it's your fault
The book that wants your kids to take a good, hard look at your life.
9It's no secret that this is creepy
Sometimes things just don't turn out how you plan. Like writing a children's book that turns up looking (and sounding) like an episode of Dateline.