12 Hilarious Macho Background Fails

Sweetest Samurai

Even machos love pandas.

I don't think I have been any less intimidated by anyone holding a handgun. And the selection of shower scrubbers does nothing for his ability to intimidate.

Go and ask mommy to take a picture of you.

Holding a gun won't compensate for owning a picture of a sparkling vampire.

Gangster fail.

“Squeeze a little harder, son.”