Israeli Defense Chief: Aliens Exist but We’re Not ‘Sane’ Enough to Know about Them

  • Apparently it’s insanity to claim that aliens DON’T exist. Who would’ve guessed?

There’s been a lot of hubbub about aliens recently. Just last week we told you about strange monoliths that keep appearing around the world – before disappearing just as mysteriously.

So what’s going on? Are these monoliths weird art installation, elaborate practical pranks… Or are we dealing with extraterrestrials?

There are many conspiracy theories and opinions on aliens going around, and some of them come from people in high places. For example, earlier this year, a U.S. ex-military boss plainly said that UFOs are real and we must be ready for them.

Granted, he was only talking about UFOs in the actual meaning of the word – unidentified flying objects. These might be anything from weather balloons to previously unknown foreign military planes.

But now, a similar statement comes from an Israeli ex-defense chief Haim Eshed. He, however, makes his meaning plainly clear.

Aliens are real, says Eshed, and they are in contact with humanity. But they don’t want to make their presence plainly known just yet.

The reason is that we’re just not ready for them. The extraterrestrials are waiting for humanity to “evolve” and become “more sane”, Eshed claims, according to the Jewish Press.

“Captain, the earthlings seem to be panicking.” “They must not be sane enough for us yet. Cancel all press conferences.”

Among Us

Eshed served as the head of Israel’s space security program between 1981 and 2010. He has been awarded three times with the Israel Defense Award, an annual award handed out for contributions to the security of Israel.

Based on his credentials, it sure seems that Eshed is speaking with some authority when it comes to space security. But – and pardon us – his claims seem a bit difficult to take seriously.

According to Eshed, certain people are in regular contact with aliens representing the “Galactic Federation”. But the aliens are a bit publicity-shy so they’ve requested that their existence is kept a secret.

“The UFOs have asked us not to publish that they are here, humanity is not ready yet,” Eshed told the Yedioth Ahanoroth newspaper, according to Jewish Press.

“They don’t want to start mass hysteria. They want to first make us sane and understanding,” he added.

Eshed didn’t elaborate on how exactly the aliens are planning to “make us sane”.

“They have been waiting for humanity to evolve and reach a stage where we will generally understand what space and spaceships are,” he said.

Well, we’ve been to the Moon and are planning a trip to Mars. What more could they possibly want?

Research on the Red Planet

Talking about going to Mars, though, Eshed claims that such a trip is not in the planning stage anymore. If you ask him, we’re already there.

“There’s an underground base in the depths of Mars, where their representatives are, and also our American astronauts,” he told Yedioth Ahanoroth.

So some humans are sane enough to work with the aliens. Wild.

But wait, American astronauts on Mars? Does this mean that the U.S. government is in cahoots with extraterrestrials?

Of course they are! It wouldn’t be a good alien conspiracy without some U.S. government involvement, now would it?

“There’s an agreement between the U.S. government and the aliens,” claimed Eshed. “They signed a contract with us to do experiments here. They, too, are researching and trying to understand the whole fabric of the universe, and they want us as helpers.”

He adds that the whole jig was almost up, thanks to the Twitter-happy President Trump. Eshed says that Trump came very close to showing us the truth.

“Trump was on the verge of revealing it, but the aliens in the Galactic Federation are saying: ‘Wait, let people calm down first,’” Eshed said.

‘I Know This Sounds Crazy, But Hear Me Out’

Eshed’s claims are pretty far out there, and he says that he understands that. However, the awarded academic is not too worried about the effects his big reveal might have on his reputation.

“If I had come up with what I’m saying today five years ago, I would have been hospitalized. Wherever I’ve gone with this in academia, they’ve said: ‘The man has lost his mind,’” Eshed said.

However, he argues that recently the tune has been changing. Besides, the 87-year-old security chief is already retired, so it’s not like his career is in danger.

“I have nothing to lose. I’ve received my degrees and awards, I am respected in universities abroad, where the trend is also changing,” he said

So, it seems academics are starting to warm up to the idea of aliens and their underground Mars base and American collaborators.

Yeah, we’ll take that with more than just a grain of salt.

Classified Information

As crazy as Eshed’s claims about an Alien-American alliance sounds, there is actually something going on behind the scenes. At least, that’s according to ex-U.S. President Barack Obama.

In an interview with Stephen Colbert on November 30, Obama revealed that he had requested to be briefed on classified information regarding aliens, wrote New York Post.

“[I] certainly asked about it,” Obama admitted. When asked what he found out, the ex-President refused to divulge the information.

“Can’t tell you. Sorry,” he said.

So could it really be true? Are we really working together with shy aliens on a secret Mars base?

Guess we’ll just have to wait until we’re sane and understanding to find out.