- Who gets off on peeing on a toaster? Actually, don’t answer that.
The rules of staying over at someone else’s place are pretty simple. You don’t disturb the neighbors, and you treat the place with greater care than your own home.
And you certainly don’t pee over everything to shoot niche kink videos.
That’s what Nicolette Keough is alleged to have done at two Airbnbs. The 31-year-old Florida woman was recently arrested for causing suspected property damage while making watersports videos.
At both properties, Keough reportedly filmed herself urinating on various pieces of furniture. The owner received an anonymous tip-off about the acts, and later discovered Keough’s videos, shot at disturbingly familiar-looking houses.
Overall, Keough is alleged to have caused nearly $5,500 worth of damage to various pieces of furniture. According to the owner, she had taken a leak on everything from antique chairs to a toaster.
They say you shouldn’t judge somebody for their kinks. But if you’re going to pee on something for the thrill, at least do it on stuff you own.
Anonymous Whistleblower
A complaint about Keough’s antics was filed on March 15, according to news reports. It’s not clear when exactly the incidents happened.
In any case, Keough had recently stayed at an Airbnb on North Guillemard Street in her hometown of Pensacola. Shortly after her stay at the property, its owner — an unidentified woman — received a distressing message on the Airbnb app.
According to the anonymous sender, Keough had urinated on several items at the property. The whistleblower also informed the owner that she had posted videos of the act online.
Well, that could’ve just been a malicious online troll. However, the owner wasn’t about to ignore such a distressing tip-off.
She started doing some independent online sleuthing. Much to her horror, she indeed did find a video on an adult website of Keough peeing on furniture.
And the owner recognized the house.
Thousands in Pee Damage
So, the owner went to check out the property. As she entered, she reported smelling a “strong odor of urine” in the house.
She also identified all the items Keough had allegedly peed on. It’s quite a list.
According to the owner, Keough had damaged an antique Crown Royal chair, rug, four dining room chairs, a bed, TV, coffee maker, electric fireplace, record player, and toaster. Put together, the furniture cost $3,980.
At some point during all this, the owner realized that Keough had also stayed at another property she owned on the same street. So, she went to check that one out too — and it was the same story.
There, she found another pee-soaked rug, vase, accent wall, chair, and tiger rug. All that stuff was worth a reported $1,375.
Put together, that’s $5,355 worth of pee damage.
The owner took photos of the ruined items as proof (apparently, Keough hadn’t bothered cleaning up after herself). She then called the cops, presented her case, and the officers promptly headed to Keough’s residence.
She has been arrested on charges of felony criminal mischief. The Airbnb company said it has permanently banned Keough from the platform and is aiming to reimburse the property owner.
Texas House Party
This isn’t the only recent case where Airbnb guests wrecked the host’s property. In Celina, Texas, a couple owning an Airbnb property rented it out to a group of six people.
That was the maximum number of people they allowed to sleep at the house. The owners also included a stipulation that no more than 20 people be present at the property at one time.
I’m just pointing that out because hundreds of teens ended up congregating at the property for an out-of-control house party. According to news reports, there were anywhere between 500 and 800 people at the house.
Cops were tipped off about the gathering by concerned neighbors. After they showed up and arrested one teen for DUI, the party started to break up.
And then someone allegedly pulled out a gun.
The cops came back after they heard multiple gunshots at the house. Fortunately, nobody appeared to have been injured, and it’s questionable whether the noises were actually gunshots.
That probably doesn’t cheer the owners of the property too much. The teens had reportedly demolished the place, for example, by breaking a countertop while dancing on it.
Is it really that hard not to act like a jackass in a place someone else owns? You will ultimately have to pay for the damages, you know?
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