Man Sues Texas Pete Hot Sauce — Because It’s Made in North Carolina

If you’re a fan of hot sauce, it’s pretty likely you’ve heard of Texas Pete’s Hot Sauce. But did you know that there’s a dark secret about the sauce? Well, you probably do if you read the headline — or the sauce bottle’s label. Texas Pete’s is not actually made in Texas. Despite its name, …

Outhouse Waste Contaminates Produce at Michigan Farm

A Michigan farm prompted a state health advisory warning people to stay away from produce grown on it. The discovery of two 5-gallon buckets of excrement were dumped directly into the fields and therefore, the produce. A consumer advisory was issued Monday by the Michigan Department of Agriculture and Rural Development (MDARD). It told people …

Angry Tourist Smashes Two Ancient Statues in Vatican — Because He Couldn’t Meet the Pope

There’s a worldwide stereotype of the obnoxious and entitled American tourist. And while the stereotype isn’t true in nine out of ten cases, some people seem hellbent on making sure it doesn’t go anywhere. Take, for example, a recent case from Italy. A 50-year-old American man smashed two ancient Roman busts in a fit of …

Green Goblin Gang: Women in Bizarre Green Bodysuits Beat Up Two Girls on NY Subway

The New York City subway can be a weird place. But even then, you wouldn’t expect a gang of green goblins to attack while riding the trains. But that’s what happened to two teenage girls. A group of women dressed in ridiculous neon green bodysuits attacked and robbed them while riding the subway. The women …

The All-Seeing Electric Eye: Churches Monitor Adherents’ Porn Consumption with Spyware

Ever feel like the eye of the Almighty is watching your every move? You may be more correct than you realize. But who’s watching may not be God himself — just your church officials. Some churches have recently been busted monitoring their members’ internet use. They do it by getting you to install spyware on …

Man Caught Visiting Ex-Wife’s Grave Every Morning — To Urinate on It

Visiting a deceased wife’s grave is usually a touching thing to do. But, of course, there’s an exception to every rule. A New Jersey man was recently busted for visiting his ex-wife every morning. But instead of pining for a lost lover or bringing flowers, he did pretty much the exact opposite. The guy came …