Dirty-Mouthed Parrots Become British Zoo Stars: Part Two

Have you read Dirty-Mouthed Parrots Become British Zoo Stars: Part One? Because this is part two.  According to an academic paper, grey parrots’ “imitative abilities have been lauded at least since Aristotle,” and seen after surveying their learning and reproduction.  When it comes to who is teaching who though, it’s pretty clear.  “It’s certainly down …

Norwegian Sauna Boat Rescues Passengers After Car Drives into a Fjord

Every now and then, you come across a story that perfectly fits the place where it happens. We’re talking about stuff like the Canadian government warning people to not let moose lick their cars or sausage vending machines taking over Germany. We can now file another story in this category. It’d be hard to think …

‘Where’s My False Teeth?’: Ambulance Service Releases Ridiculous Emergency Call Transcripts

You’re only supposed to call 911 (or whatever your local emergency number is) when you’re having an emergency. The problem is that the definition of “emergency” is very, very subjective. We all know the kind of grandpa who insists he’ll walk it off after losing three limbs. On the other end of the spectrum, we …

UK Zoo Hatches New Plan to Get Its Parrots to Stop Swearing

Animals can develop all kinds of behavioral problems when stuck in a zoo. They may get depressed, aggressive, or overly clingy, among other things. One zoo in the U.K. is struggling with a unique problem, however. Its African gray parrots just won’t stop swearing. Lincolnshire Wildlife Park has been trying to deal with its cussing …

Good Boy Kobe Saves Philly Neighborhood from Blowing Up in Gas Explosion

Whether they’re fetching sticks or doing a little dance for treats, all dogs are good girls and boys. Occasionally, however, our canine friends get up to much greater heroics. But even among distinguished dogs, Kobe the Husky recently did a solid for many people. The sharp-nosed dog quite possibly saved his Philadelphia neighborhood from going …

Urine Trouble: Couple Forced to Sit in Pee-Soaked Plane Seats for 9 Hours

Nobody likes airplane seats. They’re small, the backrest is somehow never at a good angle, and leg space is something you can only dream of. But hey, there are silver linings. At least the seats aren’t usually soaked in someone’s bodily waste. Usually. A New Zealand couple on a recent Qantas flight from Bangkok, Thailand, …