Three UK Men Jailed for Cutting Off Self-Professed ‘Eunuch Maker’s’ Genitals

There’s nothing wrong with mild body modification — you know, a piercing here or a tattoo there. But as with so many other things, it can go much too far. Three U.K. men were recently handed prison sentences in a gruesome case concerning a subculture revolving around extreme self-mutilation. A fair warning: this story contains …

Canadian Authorities: Don’t Let Moose Lick Your Car

Think quickly — what’s the most Canadian thing you can imagine? Perhaps polite hockey? Or maybe poutine drenched in maple syrup? Those are both pretty good options. But how about cautioning drivers not to let moose lick their vehicles? We’re just bringing that up because it’s what Canada’s wildlife authorities felt they needed to do. …

Insanity at Bass Pro Shops — One Man Jump in Fish Tank, Another Steals 50lbs Fish

Bass Pro Shop is more than its shining pyramid in Memphis, Tennessee. In the chain’s stores, you can fulfill all your fishing and many other outdoor activity equipment needs. It’s apparently also the place to be if you’re looking to act like a complete maniac. Recently, bizarre incidents took place at two Bass Pro Shop …

Are You a Nomophobe? Fear of Being Without a Smartphone Is on the Rise

Arachnophobia, claustrophobia, anatidaephobia… Phobias of all kinds are relatively common issues that people around the world struggle with. But the thing about phobias is that they evolve with the times. For example, there wouldn’t have been any aerophobic people (that is, those scared of flying) before the advent of hot air balloons and airplanes. With …

Florida Woman’s Driveway Stolen While She’s at Work

We’ve all heard of porch pirates — thieves who snatch up unattended deliveries from people’s porches and driveways. But what if the pirate had something bigger in their sights? Perhaps the driveway under the package? You might chuckle at the idea of someone stealing a driveway, and the thought indeed sounds ridiculous. But Amanda Brochu …

Chinese Chess Master’s Bathtub Poop Proves He Didn’t Use Anal Beads to Cheat

It was supposed to be a great day for Yan Chenglong. He had just won the Chinese national championship contest in xiangqi, a strategy game in the same vein as chess. Naturally, the freshly crowned Xiangqi King also received a nice little cash prize. Sadly for him, he didn’t get to enjoy the glory or …

Mafia Boss Busted by Shirtless Poolside Photo: ‘It Was a Great Picture’

If you’re a notorious criminal on the lam, you should be careful about what you do. Above all, you should avoid posting your vacation photos on social media. Somebody should’ve told that to Ralph DiMatteo’s son, though. “Big Ralphie” DiMatteo, a consigliere and man number three in the Colombo mafia family, went on the run …