Florida Man Takes His Dog Along on 100mph Motorcycle Police Pursuit

When you have a dog, you often want to take your little friend along for different activities. But there are some things that probably shouldn’t involve your pooch. Like, say, a high-speed police chase on top of a motorcycle. A Florida biker on a cross-country road trip recently tried to outrun the police in Louisiana. …

Scientists Taught Parrots to Make Video Calls — Now They Won’t Stop Calling Their Friends

When you’re feeling troubled and alone, what do you do? Most people tend to grab the phone and call someone. As it turns out, so will parrots. At least, if somebody teaches them how to use a phone. A team of scientists from the Northeastern University, MIT, and the University of Glasgow recently published the …

California Police Cross 500 Miles to Take 9yo Girl’s Pet Goat to Slaughter, Lawsuit Claims

Mary had a little goat; its fleece was white as snow. And then the cops showed up with a search warrant and dragged the goat off to the slaughterhouse. We wish that was just a tasteless nursery rhyme parody we came up with. But exactly what a recent lawsuit claims happened to Cedar the Goat …

Cockroaches Evolve Their Disgusting Sex Habits in Response to Sweet, Sweet Pesticides

Cockroaches are revolting. You probably don’t want to even think about them — let alone the disgusting ways they have their vermin sex. Well, we’re sorry, but we’re going to have to talk about cockroaches and how they bang. And there’s a good reason for it. They’re developing literal new tastes in sex. And that …