Ever heard it said about someone who’s metaphorically living under rock that it’s a rock worth living under? Here’s a great example of that saying taken to the extreme. In a disastrous accident, a British teen was hit by a car in early 2020 and slipped into a coma. He has finally regained consciousness but …
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Kids, don’t do drugs. Otherwise you might get fungus growing in your veins. Wait, what? Isn’t that just one of those horror stories they tell you during the “Just Say No” lectures? You might think so, but you’d be wrong. One man’s attempt to get high earned him only a trip to the ICU. A …
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Let’s just say that 2020 is unlikely to go down in history as anyone’s favorite year. There’s just so much that has gone wrong this year that many people are counting hours until it’s all finally over. But hey, there’s only a few days left to go! There’s nothing that could possibly go wrong in …
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“Do you have any gluten-free options?” has become a bit of a charged question in the past years. Granted, there is a small subset of the people asking it who have subscribed to a fad diet and can be kind of obnoxious about it. Despite that, there are people for whom eating gluten could cause …
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Beauty standards come and go as societal trends and norms change. In this day and age, having a voluptuous chest is considered one of the more desirable traits in a woman. If that’s not what floats your boat, you’re naturally welcome to disagree. But as far as averages go, people seem to think bigger is …
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As a basic principle, you shouldn’t let outside factors impact your work. If you have a job to do, it’s your duty to do it whether you’re having a great or horrible day. Of course, limits apply. If you’re, say, seriously sick, then by all means take a day off. But even the most dedicated …
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The mom was found under a pile of clothes and an autopsy determined that she had been decomposing there for at least a year. An officer showed up to the residence and while talking to the residents, the following conversation was overheard over the call to the dispatcher: “Who is this upstairs?” the deputy questioned. …
Some people love pizza, some like roasted Brussels sprouts, while others swear in the name of sushi. The point is, we all have a favorite food that we could eat every single day. But do you like your favorite dish enough that just hearing its name would bring you back from the grips of death? …
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As many parents are all too aware of, kids can be picky eaters. That’s particularly true when they’re younger and are just starting to explore all the culinary wonders of the world. Most children will get over their difficult food phase and learn to eat new things. Sometimes this process takes longer than usual, and …
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“Too much of anything is not good for you, babe, but I don’t know about that,” crooned Barry White in the intro to one of his most famous songs. But while Mr. White might not be able to get enough of your love, the rest of us can certainly get too much of a good …
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