Thanks, COVID: Coronavirus Brings Long Lost Sisters Together After 50 Years

Try as you might, coming up with something good to say about the ongoing COVID-19 pandemic is pretty much impossible. The disease has closed businesses, wrecked economics, and killed scores upon scores of people. Really, there’s nothing nice about it. It’s horrible and it’s doesn’t seem to be going away any time soon. With that …

Man Loses Penis To Infection, Has New One Grown On His Arm

Ah, the miracles of modern medicine. What would the world be without them? Thanks to medicinal science, we’re able to not die at the ripe age of 30 as was the tradition for thousands of years. We’ve eradicated entire diseases. We can repair limbs that have been mangled beyond recognition, and successfully treat conditions that …

Email From ‘Guardian Angel’ Viewer Saves TV Reporter From Thyroid Cancer

As a journalist, it’s good to hear from your audience. They can provide you with important feedback and news tips, and there’s probably something to learn even from the vitriol people tend to throw your way. But in this case, a Florida TV news reporter can thank an eagle-eyed viewer for quite possibly saving her …

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61-year-old Pennsylvanian Woman Makes Beer – In Her Bladder!

  No one likes to be falsely accused of anything. So how did this 61-year-old react when her doctors falsely accused her of alcohol abuse? Alcoholic Urine Doctors accused 61-year-old Pennsylvania woman seeking a liver transplant of alcohol abuse. Doctors tested her urine and found the presence of alcohol. The unnamed patient insisted that she …

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Porn Company Offers Free Webcam Sessions To Quarantined Cruise Passengers

  No one wants to stay in quarantine. You could get sick, there isn’t much to do but worry. A Miami-based porn website has offered free webcam sessions with porn stars for passengers aboard ‘Princess Cruises’ quarantine to help ease boredom. Bored? Obviously, Porn Is The Answer, Right? The bold offer was extended via press …