- Do you have a favorite riddle?
Did you read Are These Some Weird Riddles? Part One? Here are a bunch more riddles for you as this is part two.
When is an army like a sales clerk making out a bill?
When it is ready to charge.
What is a ship for good writers?
Penmanship.
What is an ocean?
Where buoy meets gull (boy meets girl).
“Did you hear the story about the smog?”
You don’t have to tell me, it’s all over town.
How can you eat and study at the same time?
Eat alphabet soup.
How do you get out of a locked room with a piano in it?
Play the piano until you find the right key and then unlock the door.
How can you say rabbit without using the letter R?
Bunny. 
How can you tell if a ghost is about to faint?
He gets as pale as a sheet.
What is the front part of a geography book called?
The table of continents (contents).
What two words have thousands of letters in them?
Post office.
Where can you always find diamonds?
In a deck of cards. These are some weird riddles, but true.
If the green house is on the right side of the road, and the red house is on the left side of the road, where is the white house?
In Washington, D.C.
Why do scientists look for things twice?
Because they research (re-search) everything.
What are the most faithful insects?
Ticks. Once they find friends, they stick to them.
What did the big carburetor say to the little carburetor?
“Don’t inhale so fast or you’ll choke.”
What did the book say to the librarian?
“Can I take you out?”
What is a dentist’s office?
A filling station.
What letter stands for the ocean?
The letter C (sea).
When are people smartest?
During the day, because when the sun shines everything is brighter.
What could you call two bananas?
A pair of slippers. Ha, these are some weird riddles, whether about food or animals.
Why did the girl put sugar under her pillow?
She wanted sweet dreams.
Why is a book like a king?
Because they both have pages.
What would happen if you ate yeast and polish?
You would rise and shine.
What animals are well educated?
Fish, because they go around in schools.
What do you get if you cross a squirrel and a kangaroo?
n animal that carries nuts in its pocket.
What is a ringleader?
The first person in the bathtub.
Where can you locate cards on a ship?
On the deck.
Why did the boy take the ruler to bed?
He wanted to see how long he slept. This is more of a joke but still fits some weird riddles.
Why shouldn’t you believe a father goose?
Because anything he might say is pappaganda (propaganda).
What do you get if you hit a counterfeit penny with a hatchet?
A phony accent (axe cent).
What is the difference between a dog and a flea?
A dog can have fleas but a flea can’t have dogs.
Why are we sure that Indians were the first people in North America?
Because they had reservations.
What should you do when you find Chicago, Ill?
Call Baltimore, M.D.
What animal is gray and has a trunk?
A mouse going on vacation.
What did one car say to the other?
“You look familiar. Haven’t we bumped into each other before?”
What is a parasite?
Something you see in Paris.
What did one windshield wiper say to the other windshield wiper?
“Isn’t it a shame we seem to meet only when it rains?”
What kind of truck is always a “he” and never a “she?”
A mail (male) truck.
What 8-letter word has one letter in it?
Envelope.
What does Santa Claus do for work when it is not Christmas?
He is probably a farmer because he always says, Hoe, hoe, hoe.
What did the male magnet say to the female magnet?
What runs, but never walks. Murmurs, but never talks. Has a bed, but never sleeps. And has a mouth, but never eats?
A river.
I have cities, but no houses. I have mountains, but no trees. I have water, but no fish. What am I?
A map.
Spelled forwards I’m what you do every day, spelled backward I’m something you hate. What am I?
Live.
What happened when Frankenstein met a girl monster?
They fell in love at first fright.
What is black and white and red all over?
A blushing penguin.
What is green and pecks on trees?
Woody Wood Pickle.
If two’s company and three’s a crowd, what is four and five?
Nine.
What is the correct height for people to stand?
Over two feet.
Are these some weird riddles or what? Which of these riddles is your favorite, let me know in the comments.