12 Weirdest Retro Recipes

Look at it, smiling up at you, daring you to eat it.

Like eating a chunk of the ocean with a dollop of mayo.

Nothing says '70s cuisine more than a pizza made with ground beef crust and a can of tomato soup.  

When I think of California, prunes, ice cream, and an unidentifiable gelatinous brown mold come to mind.

When we first saw this ad, we read "Atora" as "aorta" and thought these looked like cross sections of an artery. In reality, they are beef suet tarts or beef fat pastries, which sound just as appetizing.

Are these shrimp burying their olives in these apples or attacking them? Either way, it's not good.

The stomach churning buried "treasure" included within? Fruit and mayonnaise.

We're half hoping this Cold War staple – the party sandwich loaf – makes a comeback someday, but hopefully with a little less mayo next time around.

A loose – and we mean very loose – definition of the words "perfection" and "salad."

A salad concocted by Satan himself.

Far less revolting, but weird nonetheless and therefore deserving of a spot on our list. This stylish chicken comes completely with boutonniere and would make a lovely prom date.

The ingredients of this culinary nightmare include liver sausage, Worcestershire sauce, lemon juice and mayonnaise which are formed around a jelly jar and then frosted with a concoction of (more) mayonnaise and gelatin in a Pineapple-flavored icing. Oddly, a real pineapple top is added to complete the look, while the edible part of the pineapple appears to be discarded.