Customs Seizes Giraffe Poop from Woman Who Planned to Make Necklaces with It

It’s always nice to bring home souvenirs as mementos of your travels to distant lands. That said, you should not try to take just any kind of foreign crap with you when you leave. Especially if that’s crap in the literal sense. The U.S. Customs and Border Protection (CPB) agents at the Minneapolis–Saint Paul International …

Notorious Somerset Gimp Banned from Wearing Masks and ‘Writhing’ on the Ground

Somerset is a pretty region in southwestern England, known for its green farmland and beautiful coastline. But for the past few years, the area has been terrorized by a strange fiend. He is known as the Somerset Gimp. The mysterious man has caused fear, distress, and general mischief in villages around the Somerset area since …

Celebrate in November with Early National Holidays

Celebrate in November with much more than turkey dinner, though, what more do you really need? Start the month off with National Calzone Day today, November 1st! You can also celebrate: National Prime Meridian Day National Day of the Dead Day National All Saints Day National Autistics Speaking Day National Biologic Coordinators Day World Vegan …