1The father's epic text about kid's vomit that went viral
Ben Patterson's uneventful day took a turn for the worse when he decided to swap cars with his wife and bring the kids home. Vomit, more puking, people staring, and even cops play a part in this insane story that was all being texted to a wife as it happened.
Thankfully Ben shared the texts on Facebook, and his post has since gone viral.
He wrote: "Last night I was supposed to watch the kids, so my wife and I swapped cars after work so she could head out with some friends. On the way home, projectile vomit occurred and the whole time my wife wasn't answering her phone. See the ensuing text messages."
2A dad bought for pads for his daugher and their hilarious text exchange went viral
We've all done it—asking a dad, husband, boyfriend or male friend to do the unthinkable to prove their love for us by buying us feminine products.
The latest victim is this hilarious dad. In April, Tia Savva asked him to run out to the U.K. grocery store Tesco and buy her pads. Thankfully for us, she posted their text message exchange on Facebook. It starts off well enough but quickly begins to unravel.
We have to give this dad credit for trying. But next time, maybe don't call your hormonal daughter “Satan.”
3This woman's hilarious text messages to her mom
Liz Hammett, 36, is making the Internet LOL (laugh-out-loud) by tormenting her mother through text messages. In February 2016, Hammett, from Ohio, started documenting their conversations on Facebook in an album called "."
Since then, she has posted all kinds of practical jokes her poor unsuspecting mom falls for every time.
While these hysterical pranks have us in stitches, Hammett's mom is certainly not amused by her "awful child."
4The cheating woman who was desperate to get back with her ex-boyfriend and got an epic response
One bloke, who goes simply by the name of Sean, has earned the respect of the Internet with a terse reply to his cheating girlfriend.
The woman, who we can only identify from his contacts as “CheatingW***e," sent a barrage of texts to Sean three years after they split up. She clearly wanted to get back with him, despite her mistake.
Sean, who goes by the social media username of Aronaf, posted the images to photo sharing site imgur and within hours became a hero.
Click the here to read the whole exchange.
5The man who accidentally sent a soppy message meant for his girlfriend to his mates' Whatsapp group
It doesn't matter how cool they are—pretty much every man transforms into a soppy romantic with their other halves. The trick is to keep your inner Romeo behind closed doors. What you definitely do not want to do is send a loved up message meant for your girlfriend to your mates.
Unfortunately, that's what happened to one poor lad, who decided to wake his girlfriend up with a really sweet Whatsapp message. To his horror, he accidentally sent it to a group chat with all his friends instead. You can probably guess what happened next.
6The strangers who came to meet a newborn after texting mishap
It takes courage to respond to a wrong number not with rage, but compassion. In March 2016, brothers Deorick and Denis Williams were part of a group text that received a big, beautiful announcement—Lindsey and Mark Knox has given birth to a healthy baby boy, named Carson. But the brothers had no idea who these people were.
The brothers initially wrote back "wrong number," but the baby's anxious grandmother, Teresa Lashley, ignored the text, and followed up by sending a photo of the baby. Most people in that situation would have ignored her texts or blocked the number, but the brothers both love babies. So, they headed over to the hospital, with gifts for baby and mom, ready to meet a family of strangers.
Here's part of their hilarious exchange, posted to Facebook.
7The 11-year-old girl's fantastically sassy breakup text that went viral
An 11-year-old girl has just given us a masterclass on how to deliver the perfect breakup text. This cheating boyfriend messed with the wrong person!
When Joey decided to go to the park with some other little biddy, she didn't waste any time in telling him what for. First up, she doesn't beat around the bush but straight up calls him out on his BS. When Joey hits back with a pretty weak denial, she goes in for the kill, telling him everything he believed about their relationship was a lie.
8The girl who asked her very confused boyfriend to buy her makeup
If you're not an avid makeup store visitor, shopping for beauty products can be tricky. While the dizzying variety of brands might be a blessing to some, to others it is a literal hell. But not for this guy. Recently, Imgur user Blufiz posted screenshots of a text conversation that prove what an incredibly fearless boyfriend he is after his girlfriend asked him to buy her some makeup.
9The Instagram account that collects hilarious texts between neighbors
Neighbors: they can be your best friends or your worst enemies. Neighborsfromhell, a new (and hilarious) Instagram account dedicated to most horrible neighbors out there, is pooling together the most awkward, painful, gut-busting, and scary text message conversations between neighbors they can fine. The result is both unbelievable and—if you've ever had a crazy neighbor—quite believable.