12 Strangest Services Offered for $5

"I will eat a handful of dry cat food for $5. For just one extra gig, I will eat two tablespoons of wet cat food. I will record the entire thing, and can even do it live on Skype. The recording will be on my webcam. For another gig, I can record it in high resolution."

"I will flirt or hit on your boyfriend, husband, (or girlfriend) to see if they are committed and faithful. If you suspect something, find out the truth. This way you don't have to spend heaps hiring a PI or snooping around."

"I am a lip model with very desirable lips :) Maximum of 2 words: one on top, one on bottom. I will write your message on my lips then take pictures! I guarantee my text will be legible and clearer than my competitors! Writing is in Black. Thank you. PS: Lip ring is optional!"

"Your boss got you upset? Can't stand something your spouse did? Want to cuss-out your little-old granny? Here's your chance to express your thoughts in the most vulgar, nasty, and unapologetic way possible. Hit me where it hurts as I imitate your nemesis for five minutes over the phone."

"I am willing to dump ketchup in my shoes (Air Force ones) and wear them around for five minutes (doing whatever moves you think I could do). Maybe mustard is more your style. It's your choice."

"Do you like Harry Potter? Well now, the boy wizard will say absolutely anything for up to 30 seconds for $5! It's that simple! This British wizard has no problem saying anything rude or outrageous, it's all just magical to him! SO ORDER NOW! :D "

"You hate your boss? Your boyfriend/girlfriend cheated on you? Some idiot stole something from you? Put a curse on them! Best anger management ever! Plus it really works, so what are you waiting for?"

"I will allow my friend to slap me. You choose how hard the slap will be from a scale of 1-10 and then he will slap me."

"Top Rated Seller will do jumping jacks or dance while wearing a crazy chicken suit."

"I have 3 pirahnas that will eat anything that you put in their tank. For 5$, you can tell me what you want me to give them and I'll do it."

"Let me make a one minute long video for you that will announce your event, store, product, etc, in a fun way....as a Televangelist/Preacher. I draw out the words as a preacher, so as to give that famous diction we all love to hate. Nothing irreverent is produced, please. I can refuse any assignment. I will wear a white dress shirt with a dark coat that looks professional."

"Do you have something you want to say in a different and unique way? Tell me the message & I'll spell it out for you then email you the photo. PLEASE try to keep the words short enough to fit on a slice of toast – 10 characters are about the most that fit before it starts to look messy! "