1You work in your computer even when you are sick, I mean, really sick.
2You have several computers, and you use them at the same time.
3You create your own DIY Portable computer.
4You sleep at work and your office looks like this.
5You take your computer to the bathroom with you.
6Or even worse, you take your bathroom to your computer.
7You have keyboard keys as sleep prints
9Your family and friends need to send you an email if they want to talk to you.
10You stop caring for your personal hygiene.
11You rather die than to live without your computer.
12And when you do die, you ask to be buried under a computer gravestone.