Another 12 Funny Yahoo Answers Fails

We know it's a free service, but before asking a question on Yahoo Answers, please make sure you use some common sense. Meet another twelve stupid Yahoo Answers Fails that'll leave you wondering about the fate of humanity.

What do you do? You go and buy a new CD tray.

What a supportive father Ray is.

As opposed to, you know, a command. FALL, 2010.

Oh, those awful neighbors...

By reversing time-travel and choosing a taller father for him.

I guess you could buy dem online.

Go to the hospital... if you can still read this.

Yes, that's why God invented it, it's divine contraception.

Son, there is no such thing as a normal penis.

Of course Santa is real... but if you want your gifts, you'll need to turn CAPS LOCK OFF.

Never procreate, you'll just taint the gene pool.

Case in point...