12 Strangest Candies

1Chocolate Scrabble

The dark chocolate, spell-worthy snack is available through its designers at Mary & Matt.

2Caffeinated Maple-Bacon Lollipops

Behold, the best lollipop ever. Each sucker is the bacon equivalent of an energy drink, adding loads of caffeine to the already time-tested wonder of organic, sustainably farmed bacon and delicious Vermont maple syrup. Yummy in our tummies.

3Grillz Candy

Pimp your teeth with this off the hook Grillz Candy! Most people can't afford a diamond encrusted platinum grill. Fortunately, most people can afford this tasty candy one. Simply place the lollypop like end into your mouth and suck away (works like a pacifier). The flavor of the Grillz you receive will be a surprise as they come in Sour Apple, Peach, Watermelon and Strawberry.

4Gummy Maggots

If you look at a bag of these Gummy Maggots long enough you can almost see them squirm. They are a tasty, disgusting way to gross out your coworkers and family. Yum!

5Gummy Bacon

These succulent strips of Gummy Bacon are so realistic you'll want to fry some up and serve them with an egg and a side of hash browns. But please don't. Gummy Bacon should only be savored raw.

6Zombie Mints

Next time you find yourself cornered by a mob of zombies trying on eating your brain, break out this tin of brain flavored Zombie Mints and offer it to the undead hordes. This breath mint is guaranteed to make your mouth autopsy fresh and is quite possibly the strangest candy ever made!

7Prank Powder Decepti Candy

Four innocent-sounding candies. But each one has a trick. One is very sour, another will stain your mouth, another will foam in your mouth. And one will do all three. Each tube of Prank Powder Decepti-candy sounds harmless and lovely. But each label is deceiving. While the inner label sounds as innocuous as a baby tribble on valium, the outer label tells you what each candy is capable of. Bwaahaahaaaaa.

8 Cockroach Candy

Gummy roaches with crunchy icing shells! Watch them skitter across your tongue and hide in the dark crevices of your mouth before you munch on their delicious bug bodies. These cola flavored candy cockroaches are packed in a set of 2.... 1 mommy and 1 baby roach.

9Sour Candy Body Fluids

Blood normally stays in your body, unless there's an accident. Urine normally stays in your body until there's an accident. Either way, neither of these liquids go into your mouth. Until now! Because now, there are Sour Candy Body Fluids, and the one place they are supposed to go is your mouth. Think of it – candy pee and candy blood – just what you never knew you always wanted.

10Candy King

The two-inch pink sweet – in the shape of one of Brussels most wel known statues: 'Manneken Pis' it's Dutch for 'Little man urinating' – popped up in a pack of pick n' mix. Lyz Parker, 23, found him in a bag of Candy King she got at Tesco Home Plus in Staines, Middlesex.

11Suplitol Tongkat Ali Sex Gum for Men

It's finally here, a Japanese sex gum for men. Hot Tongkat Ali is a gum produced for men who wish to remain young, strong, and virile for a lifetime. Increase your testosterone naturally and get back that sexual performance you had when you were younger.

12Gummi X-Ray Fish

Let's face it, candy and fish anatomy are a natural combination.

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