Pervert Stealing Underwear from Elementary School Revealed as Neighborhood Cat

It takes a special kind of crook to burglarize an elementary school. But the whole thing takes a whole other turn toward the sinister when the thief starts stealing the students’ underwear. That’s the kind of criminal that was recently caught on video in New Zealand. It’s hard to be too mad at this panty …

Harry Potter Villain Draco Malfoy Becomes China’s Strange New Year’s Mascot

Whenever Draco Malfoy shows up in the Harry Potter series, you know Harry is in for some misfortune. In China, however, he has turned into a bizarre symbol of good luck. China is currently busy preparing for the upcoming Lunar New Year (also known as Chinese New Year). A big part of the preparations is …

Pretend Tea Party Shows Apes May Have Human-like Imaginations

In a famous scene during her adventures in Wonderland, Alice attends the Mad Hatter’s mindboggling tea party. It’s one of the prime examples of the kind of surreal imagination that only humans are capable of. Well, that’s what we thought. Now, researchers have found out that apes may have active imaginations, too — and they …

Russia is Reportedly Developing Brain-implant Controlled Spy Pigeons

In the great game of global political and military powers, nations are often willing to take any steps necessary to get ahead of their rivals. Even if those steps are both bizarre and moderately disconcerting. Russia, for instance, is allegedly developing technology to turn birds, such as pigeons, into remote-controlled surveillance drones. The scheme sounds …

Frenchman Goes to Hospital with Active WWI Artillery Shell Inside His Butt

Today, the nightmarish trenches of World War I are more than 100 years in the past. Yet, the horrors of the Great War can still rear their head in the most unexpected places. For example, inside a young Frenchman’s anus. A 24-year-old man recently went to a hospital after getting a bit too kinky. He …

Florida Man Arrested for Having Sex with a Vacuum Cleaner After Exposing Himself

Hmm, it’s been quite a while since we last heard from Florida Man. We’re getting a little worried. Maybe we should check on him… Oh, he got arrested for banging a vacuum cleaner. Never mind, he’s doing just fine. Kevin Westerhold was recently arrested, suspected of engaging in a fascinating series of public indecency. Residents …

Car Full of Bones and Skulls Leads Cops to Grave Robber’s Corpse-strewn Basement

Cops in Pennsylvania recently ended one grotesque crime streak. We’re talking about nothing less than serial grave robbing. In early January, the police arrested Jonathan Gerlach. The 34-year-old is suspected of being the infamous Mount Moriah grave robber who has plagued a historical Philadelphia graveyard for months. The cops made a breakthrough in the case …