One New Jersey Man’s Fight to Stop Taco Bell from ‘Liberating’ Taco Tuesday

What’s the best day to eat tacos? Is it Tuesday or Thursday? If you were to ask Taco Bell, it’s Tuesday. Although one could question whether what they serve counts as tacos, but yeah, they’re definitely at their best on Tuesday. Sadly for Taco Bell and its owner, the Yum Brands corporation, they haven’t been …

‘I Am Evil’ — British Serial Baby Killer Nurse Found Guilty

They say evil is subjective; that what counts as “evil” varies depending on context. Perhaps, sometimes, but there are some people that no one thinks are good people. By her own admission, Lucy Letby seems to be one of them. On August 18, the 33-year-old nurse was found guilty of murdering seven newborns and attempting …

Aliens Terrorizing a Peruvian Village Revealed to Be Illegal Miners Flying Around on Jetpacks

So, remember how three whistleblowers recently told Congress that the U.S. government knows about aliens? And that they actually have “non-human biologics” stored somewhere? Well, it seems some of the aliens have escaped containment and made their way to Peru. For more than a month now, the residents of a small Peruvian indigenous village have …

Spider Whose Bite Can Cause Fatal Erections Causes Supermarket Evacuation in Austria

Small things can lead to big consequences. We got a great example of that last week when an Austrian supermarket issued a swift emergency evacuation order. What could’ve caused the shop to take such drastic measures? An armed intruder? A bomb threat? Nope. It was because of a spider. This wasn’t just any ordinary eight-legged …

Stray Cat Bite Gives Man a Bacterial Infection Unknown to Science

Many inventions and scientific discoveries were made by total accident. But that was easy in the ages past when we didn’t actually know much about the ways of nature. These days, accidental scientific discoveries are becoming increasingly rare. It can still happen, though, as one unfortunate Englishman demonstrated. He received a bacterial infection from the …

German Rail Operator Resorts to Scent Therapy to Soothe Passengers Pissed at Chronically Late Trains

If you need something done well and on time, you hire a German to do it. The central European nation is renowned for having exchanged its sense of any kind of humor for a knack for immaculate punctuality and efficiency. Germany is a place where the trains run on time because having it any other …