The Scientific Answer to Why Australia Has (and Doesn’t Have) So Many Venomous Animals

If there’s one thing everybody knows about Australia, it’s the fact that the continent is sentient and just wants you dead. It seems almost every single living Australian creature is venomous to some degree. Ants, spiders, snakes, octopi, reptiles, and even the weirdly cute platypus are all venomous. We suspect even the Australians themselves might …

One Man Ends Up Giving Five Women Syphilis — In Their Eyes

It’s always cool when modern medical science makes another breakthrough. Unless, of course, it’s because you’re suffering from the novel condition. Case in point, earlier this year we reported on a man who almost lost his arms to a previously unknown bacterium. Now, five Michigan women are kind of in the same boat. Granted, their …

Man Fires at Prostitute After Golden Shower, Crashes His Car on the Way to Police Station

Whenever they arrive at a crime scene, cops should usually prepare for some unexpected circumstances. After all, panicked people calling 911 rarely manage to give a detailed account of what’s happening. But even then, we doubt anything could’ve prepared the cops attending an incident at a Pennsylvania motel for the absolute clusterf*** that awaited them. …

Plumbers Nationwide Gear Up for Post-Thanksgiving ‘Brown Friday’

You know the drill around the upcoming Thanksgiving weekend. First, you pig out on turkey, pumpkin pie, and all the other delicious Thanksgiving treats to build up your strength to go shopping on the following Black Friday. Plumbers across the U.S. are also busy preparing for an annual Thanksgiving tradition. This one, however, is noticeably …

The Mystery Woman Who Lived in NYC Hotel for 40 Years — Without Anyone Knowing a Thing About Her

It’s unusual enough to live for decades in a single hotel room. But it’s even more unusual that not a single person on the planet seems to know a thing about you. Yet, that is the story of Hisako Hasegawa. Hasegawa, a Japanese woman, moved to the Belvedere Hotel in New York City in the …

Woman Killed Her Friend With Eye Drops For The Money

Jessy Kurczewski killed her friend by spiking her water bottle with eye drops. On Tuesday, she was found guilty of first-degree intentional homicide.  After deliberating for two days, the jury found her guilty on all counts, including intentional homicide and theft. She cried as the verdict was read in Waukesha County. Lynn Hernan died at …

‘Yeti Hair’ Recovered from the Himalayas Turns Out to Be Horse Hair

The Abominable Snowman, the Yeti, the Migoi… Whatever you want to call it, the strange half-man, half-ape resident of the Himalayas has been part of the region’s folklore for thousands of years. The creature became famous even in the Western world at the beginning of the 20th century. Since then, multiple expeditions have headed to …

Customs Seizes Giraffe Poop from Woman Who Planned to Make Necklaces with It

It’s always nice to bring home souvenirs as mementos of your travels to distant lands. That said, you should not try to take just any kind of foreign crap with you when you leave. Especially if that’s crap in the literal sense. The U.S. Customs and Border Protection (CPB) agents at the Minneapolis–Saint Paul International …

Notorious Somerset Gimp Banned from Wearing Masks and ‘Writhing’ on the Ground

Somerset is a pretty region in southwestern England, known for its green farmland and beautiful coastline. But for the past few years, the area has been terrorized by a strange fiend. He is known as the Somerset Gimp. The mysterious man has caused fear, distress, and general mischief in villages around the Somerset area since …