Illinois School Worker Pleads Guilty to Stealing $1.5 Million — In Chicken Wings

As anyone with a taste for chicken wings knows, those little morsels can be pretty darn expensive. Looking at how much some restaurants charge for a plate of wings, you’d imagine they’re made of gold instead of meat. That said, it’s no wonder they’ve ended up at the center of a bizarre fraud case. Vera …

How Mayonnaise May Help Physicists Unlock Nuclear Fusion

Nuclear fusion is something of a Holy Grail of energy production. Harnessing fusion reactions would allow us to produce immense amounts of emissions-free power that can’t blow up in a chain reaction and only produces a small amount of low-intensity radioactive waste. However, it’s not easy to make nuclear fusion happen on Earth. It requires …

Australian Man Arrested After Allegedly Stealing $400,000 Worth of ‘Bluey’ Coins

Do you know Bluey? That’s a trick question — of course you do. Even if you wouldn’t give a flying fluffernutter about cartoons for little kids, you can’t have missed seeing the blue dog somewhere. The Australian animated TV show has taken the world by storm, becoming more popular than anyone could’ve expected. To celebrate …

Ohio Supreme Court: Boneless Chicken Wings Don’t Have to Be Boneless

The laws about food can get seriously weird. For instance, Subway can’t legally say it serves “bread” in Ireland because it contains too much sugar, while pizza sauce in the U.S. can legally contain 15 fly eggs and a maggot per 100 grams. Well, we now have a new, utterly mind-boggling ruling to add to …

Two Thieving Seagulls, Both Dubbed ‘Steven Seagull’, Are Harassing UK Stores

It’s a small world. Somewhere out there is somebody, or likely several people, who share the same name with you (unless your parents cursed you with something like X Æ A-Xii). That’s true even for criminally-minded birds. Two stores in U.K. cities 195 miles apart are struggling with a bizarre issue. At both establishments, a …

Same Man Caught at Same Airport Smuggling Same Drug Twice in One Week

Practice is the key to mastery. Those who want to become successful at something should practice it over and over again to build their skills. Unless what you’re trying to learn is incredibly stupid, in which case it’d be better to direct your efforts elsewhere. The questionable hero of today’s story should’ve probably done that. …