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How does the craziest thing you ever did compare to the list? Maybe you want to share it in the comments?
- My older coworker around your age said he was in high school and some kids with muscle cars were mocking his weight calling him a fatass from afar. Coworker ignored them but they egged him on by taking their car and decided to drive to them and speed like 40 mph dangerously close to him and his friends. Coworker had enough so when the car finally stopped, coworker
hopped onto his camero, stomped right into the windshield, shattered the residue glass into the bully’s eyes. Him and his friends ran away immediately and left them. His foot didnt go through all the way but the dent was deep enough to reach his ankles. He showed me the cuts on his ankles. He told me no one would ever escape from that if it happens today. Is this the craziest think you ever did?
- Late 70s – Brooklyn NY, in front of a club Called L amours. A young Italian kid runs by and vaults over a barricade by the club. Seconds later a cop screams up the street and jams on his brakes, jumps out of his car and starts running towards the barricade. Drunk and stupid me – I jump into the cop car and actually take off! The cop actually commandeered a car and chased me in it…. It’s alot easier to get away from another car when you don’t care about hitting things with your “getaway car” – never got caught – BUT I did spend the next six months waiting for the cops to knock on my door.
- Maybe opening the back door of a police car to let my friend out when the cops back was turned. This behavior is completely excusable though because I was very young and drunk.
- Quitting my stable job to pursue my dream of becoming a game developer. Does this sound like the craziest thing you ever did?
- Lit my crotch on fire as a party trick when I was 15 and drunk for the first time in my life. The trick was something my brother taught me, but I tried to spice it up. When my brother did it, he took a bottle of cologne and sprayed a couple of times in a small, concentrated area on his shirt. Then he lit it on fire, it burned for a few seconds, then went out once the cologne had been used up. I was at a friend’s house for a house party while his parents were
out of town. He didn’t have any cologne, so I went rummaging through his garage and found a spray can of “industrial spray adhesive”. (Is this sounding like the craziest thing you ever did?) It said it was flammable, so I emptied like half of it onto the crotch of my shorts, went out into the driveway, and lit it up. The fire was immediately huge and out of control. The tips of the flames reached all the way up to my neck. I immediately panicked, and started screeching and furiously trying to beat the fire out. After a few seconds, the pain of hitting myself in the crotch overpowered the adrenaline and I had to stop. It was only then that I finally realized I was supposed to stop, drop, and roll. Dove into the grass and rolled around to put it out. My clothes were completely destroyed and I had a few minor burns on my stomach, but luckily was otherwise fine. Easily the dumbest thing I’ve ever done.
What’s the craziest thing you’ve ever done? Comment on the craziest thing from this list or an example you have from your own life!