These Sugarless Haribo Gummy Bear Reviews Are Too Much: Part One

Have you ever read the Haribo Gummy Bear reviews? People have some strong opinions about this sugarless snack or should I say strong reactions? You tell me. “Be sure to buy Oxyclean too!” “Be sure to also buy a tub of Oxyclean with this to get the blood and diarrhea stains out of your underwear, …

Aliens Terrorizing a Peruvian Village Revealed to Be Illegal Miners Flying Around on Jetpacks

So, remember how three whistleblowers recently told Congress that the U.S. government knows about aliens? And that they actually have “non-human biologics” stored somewhere? Well, it seems some of the aliens have escaped containment and made their way to Peru. For more than a month now, the residents of a small Peruvian indigenous village have …

Spider Whose Bite Can Cause Fatal Erections Causes Supermarket Evacuation in Austria

Small things can lead to big consequences. We got a great example of that last week when an Austrian supermarket issued a swift emergency evacuation order. What could’ve caused the shop to take such drastic measures? An armed intruder? A bomb threat? Nope. It was because of a spider. This wasn’t just any ordinary eight-legged …

German Rail Operator Resorts to Scent Therapy to Soothe Passengers Pissed at Chronically Late Trains

If you need something done well and on time, you hire a German to do it. The central European nation is renowned for having exchanged its sense of any kind of humor for a knack for immaculate punctuality and efficiency. Germany is a place where the trains run on time because having it any other …

Squirting cow milk at police in protest

6 Strange (and Often Inventive) Protests from Around the World

When the bigwigs in the government get carried away with abusing their power, we little guys have two options. We either vote them out or — if that doesn’t work or isn’t an option — we protest. Not every protest involves angry shouting and masses of people carrying plaques, though. Occasionally protests get really inventive, …

These Are Some of the World’s Deadliest Extreme Sports

There are different opinions on what the world’s deadliest extreme sports are. What do you think? Extreme Ironing This extreme sport literally involves people taking an ironing board to remote locations and ironing items of clothing. According to the Extreme Ironing Bureau, extreme ironing is “the latest danger sport that combines the thrills of an …