15 Creepy Vintage Valentines

A love so thick you can cut it with a knife.

A steady diet of love via human flesh.

A battle to the death for your heart.

Truth in Valentine's advertising.

A deadly Swiss army romance.

This Valentine is the very definition of a dysfunctional relationship.

A prescient Valentine for 2017.

Dripping paint or blood from the heart he ripped out? You be the judge.

As we know from the news, kids and guns don't mix.

Self immolation, vintage Valentine style.

Let's hope there's no one inside this burning house of love.

Back to a time when a serial killing hot dog was considered romantic.

Krampus, breaking hearts everywhere—literally.

Judging by this Valentine's postcard, the early 20th century was just a tad rapey.

A zombiefied, flesh-eating Valentine.