10 Bizarre Pumpkin Spice Products

1Pumpkin Spice Beef Jerky

Angus beef and pumpkin spice should NOT be in the same sentence, much less in the same vacuum sealed pack.

2Pumpkin Spice Vodka

This seems like the type of thing someone would get drunk on their very first time.

3Pumpkin Spice Chips

If they have to exist (and we guess they do) we're hoping these are a little less salty and more sweet.

4Pumpkin Spice Gum

The moment you know you've gone too far in your pumpkin spice obsession.

5Pumpkin Spice Spread

Mmmmmm.... Pumpkin spice-flavored partially hydrogenated oil, anyone?

6Pumpkin Spice Chicken Sausages

The one thing on this list that might be really good — grill 'em up!

7Pumpkin Spice Hummus

Garlic, tahini... and pumpkin spice? NO.

8Pumpkin Spice Oreos

Do we love these or hate these? Either way, we're guaranteed to eat a ton of them.

9Pumpkin Spice Peeps

If the Oreos weren't enough sugar and pumpkin spice goodness, these Peeps have us covered.

10Pumpkin Spice Hair

Back in the day it was known as "red."