1Pumpkin Spice Beef Jerky
Angus beef and pumpkin spice should NOT be in the same sentence, much less in the same vacuum sealed pack.
2Pumpkin Spice Vodka
This seems like the type of thing someone would get drunk on their very first time.
3Pumpkin Spice Chips
If they have to exist (and we guess they do) we're hoping these are a little less salty and more sweet.
4Pumpkin Spice Gum
The moment you know you've gone too far in your pumpkin spice obsession.
5Pumpkin Spice Spread
Mmmmmm.... Pumpkin spice-flavored partially hydrogenated oil, anyone?
6Pumpkin Spice Chicken Sausages
The one thing on this list that might be really good — grill 'em up!
7Pumpkin Spice Hummus
Garlic, tahini... and pumpkin spice? NO.
8Pumpkin Spice Oreos
Do we love these or hate these? Either way, we're guaranteed to eat a ton of them.
9Pumpkin Spice Peeps
If the Oreos weren't enough sugar and pumpkin spice goodness, these Peeps have us covered.
10Pumpkin Spice Hair
Back in the day it was known as "red."