12 Ridiculous Gifts You’d Never Like to Receive on Your Birthday (that you can actually buy)

Seriously?! Mint gum would be a more suitable hint.

The #1 After-genital contact hand sanitizer.
Must be the last thing you expected on your birthday...

When you work so hard to eliminate that hair, who would want this shirt?

So that you'll be reminded of your birthday even in the toilet.

The surprise of all surprises on your birthday!!

When everybody else is avoiding it, you have a huge one hanging on your back?

Talk about complete mockery…

An insult a day keeps the good vibes away… It's a memo pad, too!!

We all forget to use our "brains" at some time in our life... or "loose" our brains, so we have the perfect solution. The inflatable brain will allow you to quickly get your brain back in any emergency. Funny gift for that person to seems to always forget their brain!

Not a really good idea for someone who's never been in a relationship.

Nothing beats a swearing finger wrapped in fancy paper.

Polly is one dirty little bird. Polly looks innocent enough sitting on his little perch, but when Polly detects motion, he lets the expletives fly in a fun parrot voice!