This is so mean.
Ehhh. I'd rather get arrested than run 26.2 miles. (Image via @RobinsHaveWings)
It's so easy to make me smile.
It's nice to be a woman.
Your conscience speaks - will you steal the cutest soap in the hotel? Will you?
Thanks, I needed one.
I knew I hit something.
The old “Do Not Enter” sign just didn't do the trick. You have to wonder how many problems they had before deciding to post a sign to spell it out for everyone.