Some of the funniest Facebook status updates we've seen over the years.
And that's how you catch a dumbass! Must have been one fo the most liked facebook status ever.
Jason really needs to learn that you don't have to admit to *everything* on your Facebook page.
Cheapest way to exercise ever... Best facebook status ever.
Isn't rejection a big pain? Yes, unless you get her pregnant, it seems.
Before you cheat, do yourself a favor and actually learn to use Facebook.
Take your time Alex...
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Everyone can get into a collage these thays.
She's a genious!