10 Bizarrely Hilarious Fetishes


To macrophiles, there is nothing sexier than a woman with a cavernous vagina…that is, as long as the rest of her is massive enough to match. While sex can seem a little preposterous with someone that stands fifty feet tall or larger, macrophilia is all about imagination, so just because the sex seems like a problem doesn't mean the fetishist hasn't imagined a way to please their hypothetical partner. Consequently, the magic of video editing has allowed many an industrious pornographer to satisfy this very specific set and there are tons of giant fetish videos across the net.
If you're curious, there is a fetish that serves those interested in the complete opposite, known as microphilia. In this fantasy, the object of desire (or the fetishist themselves) is tiny as opposed to huge. For some reason this one just isn't as popular as the giant fetish though.


When you first learn about specter fetishists, you may imagine a few people who have seen the movie Ghost too many times and now think of Patrick Swayze as a sexy supernatural porn star. Really though, this fetish has gone on throughout the centuries.
While history is dotted with many stories of being raped by demons, there are just as many romantic tales involving sensitive spirit lovers. While spectrophiles can always use their imagination for self satisfaction, most people who have this fetish really do believe they have had a sexual encounter with a ghost in the past. On the bright side, most people who experience this phenomenon claim the ghost follows them throughout their lives, so they never seem to have to wait too long before getting some.


Plenty of people have a soft spot in their heart for men and women from exotic lands, but Exophiles save their emotions for people from exotic planets. That's right, these men and women have a sexual fascination revolving around aliens, meaning that X-Files, Star Trek, Star Wars and Babylon 5 are all bigger turn ons for them than anything you'd find in your local adult video store.
Unlike spetrophiles, most exophiles don't claim to have had experience with alien life forms, but they do find the experience to be intriguing, which is why there are a plethora of alien sex fetish websites online to help inspire arousal for these people. Of all the sick fetishes on the net, these sites just might have the most amusing photo galleries out there.


Everyone knows someone who never grew out of the old “farts are funny” phase that usually ends by the time high school starts, but sometimes this love of flatulence develops into less of a joke and more of a turn on. For these fetishists, a Dutch oven isn't a punishment or annoyance, but foreplay.


There are plenty of people who want to enter the Statue of Liberty out of a sense of patriotism, but many agalmatophilies have the overwhelming urge to simply see what she has on under those robes. Of course, agalmatophilia isn't limited to just statue fetishists, but extends to all inanimate objects depicting humans, such as dolls and mannequins. While they may actually have sex with the object, the fetish is often much more about imagination than reality, which makes Lars and The Real Girl a perfect movie for anyone wanting to better understand agalmatophiles.

6Sploshing and Sitophilia

Most people think food fights are just a waste of food, but sploshers and sitophiles find them simply titillating. As it turns out, there are a lot of people all over the world who find it intensely stimulating to be covered in wet, messy, food substances. While these fetishes might be messy, they're otherwise fairly harmless and a lot more innocent than many other sexual obsessions found on the net.
While the two fetishes have a lot of crossover with one another, they are not completely the same. Sitophiles are turned on by food, but this can be through consumption, direct sexual contact with the food or simply by rolling around in it. Sploshers love being wet and messy and while the most common substances involved in the fetish tend to be edible, some sploshers like mud, oil and paint in place of pies, pudding and syrup.


If you've ever wondered what kind of a sicko would ever consider using the classic “Jackhammer Jesus” sex toy, then you certainly aren't a hierophile. While most people think that religious fetishes are the epitome of blasphemy, the reality is that most of these people are actually incredibly religious and completely dedicated to their selected belief system. They are so infatuated with religion that they cross the line between loving their sacred icons and making love to these icons.

8Smoking Fetishism

The term “cock smoker” takes on a whole new meaning when you actually catch a glance of a smoking fetish website. For some, the smoking simply signifies a desired characteristic in the partner, such as rebelliousness, masculinity or self confidence, but for others the fetish really is all about the cigarette itself –the smell, the burning cherry, the loose ashes and the smoke emissions. These are the really interesting smoking fetishes because they often involve the use of the cigarette during sex, even oral sex, with the cigarette remaining dangerously close to the genitals.


If you've ever gotten turned on while listening to Jane's Addiction's “Been Caught Stealing,” you just might be a kleptolagniac. These theft fetishists not only enjoy stealing, but are sexually excited by the act of taking things that are not theirs. It seems they could have a really good time stealing sex toys, which could then be used in further fantasies about similar great heists.


Who doesn't love a beautiful head of hair? Of course, for trichophiles, the hair obsession can go beyond wanting to touch and look at shiny locks to wanting to caress and kiss the tresses. While the fetish can extend to body hair, most trichophiles love hair on people's heads and would make excellent, yet creepy, hairstylists. Now that you know about hair fetishists, that famed scene from Something About Mary can take on a whole new meaning whenever you watch the movie in the future.
A closely related but distinctly different fetish is a fur fetishism, which can revolve around a person wearing a fur coat or may be focused on just the fur itself. While PETA protesters like to throw red paint on fur coats, these fur lovers like to ruin the material with an entirely different liquid.