10 Geekiest Ties

Add a dash of stylish genius to your attire with the Albert Einstein Tie ($17.95). Featuring the profile of the remarkable physicist in a cream tone set atop an all black background, this tie makes for the perfect accessory for any fan of the great man.

Keep your neckwear updated and open sourced with the fun and geeky Linux Tie ($18.95). Featuring the iconic Linux penguin printed atop an all red woven background, this tie is sure to give you a one-up on all your friends. Especially those friends of yours that still use things like Windows. Yeah, those friends are gonna be feeling mighty foolish when they see you wearing this tie. Foolish indeed.

Featured within this grand necktie, the PI To The 50th Decimal Extra Long Tie ($24.95), is the great and almighty symbol of Pi. However, it is behind this symbol where the real intellect lays. It is here that pi is calculated in all its glory to the fiftieth decimal point. Your math teacher may know pi to the fifth decimal and you may even have a friend who knows it to the twelfth, but you are sure to impress them all when you have pi to the fiftieth decimal point. With pi it is all about respect and if you are sporting anything below 25 you may as well go home. And you don't want to go home, so sport your pride and receive the respect you deserve. Your time is now.

Fly me to the moon with this cool space-age necktie, the Moon's Surface Tie ($18.95), featuring --yes, you guessed-- a detailed portrait of the moon's surface.

Looking for the ultimate way to tell your boss to F*** Off without getting into too much trouble? Well then, just say it in binary instead with this F*ck You in Binary Code Tie ($18.95). Set in clear and precise 1s and 0s, this tie lets you do just that. Boss: Hey nice tie, haha, aren't you nerdy with those numbers. You: 0110011001110101011000110110 101100100000011110010110111101110101!! Boss: ?? You: Muahahahaha

All material things in the world are composed of different combinations of about 100 different elements. This navy blue Elements Tie ($16.95) features some of these elements as they appear on the periodic table.

Show your love for Euclid with this awesome Geometry Tie ($24.95). Just precisely what you'll want to wear on your rectangular cubicle.

Power ON. Style commencing. Now loaded: ...necktie - check ...knot interplay - check ...versatile platform - check ...durable and wrinkle free - check. You, dear sir, are now ready. Commence at will with the Power On Button Tie ($18.95)

Type-in some nerdy solutions with the Keyboard Tie ($18.95), they'll never understand...

With this 8-Bit Tie ($14.99), you'll be just like Mario when he wore a tie to meetings when negotiating his contract with Nintendo. Sure the Wii, PS3, and Xbox 360 are out there with all their super technology, but sometimes it's nice to remember the beginnings of the video game revolution. Viva la 8-Bit!

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