Not only functional, but also therapeutic, “The Ex” Knife Set and Holder ($69.99)is a five-piece knife set plus holder that makes for the perfect gift and a guaranteed conversation piece.Constructed with heavy-gauge durable stainless steel, each knife offers a razor-sharp precision cutting blade and a hollow, ergonomically designed for comfortable handle.
2The Butt Station Desk Accessory Holder
Is desk clutter a pain in the ass? With theThe Butt Station Desk Accessory Holder ($16.93)not only will the fun colors perk up your desk, butt this is one functional derrière. The Butt Station is a tape dispenser with cutter, pen and memo/card holder, and the magnetic rump holds paper clips! It’s bold enough to make a statement, but tasteful enough to keep the conversation going. The Butt Station is a perfect gift for students, graduates, or anyone with an office job and a sense of humor.
3Fred Toothpick Holder, Ouch!
Make your next party painfully amusing by inviting Fred Toothpick Holder, Ouch! ($8.75), the voodoo-it-yourself toothpick holder. Perfect for finger food, emergency hexes, and jump-starting the good times. With Ouch, olives will never be boring again!
4Human Key Holder
You’ll never blame her again for losing the keys with this pair of Human Key Holders (His and Hers – $16.99 each)mounted to the wall. Simply attach your keys to the key provided, and insert the key into the male or female forms.
5Dead Fred Pen Holder
Need someone to take your aggression out on and somewhere to keep that pesky pen? Then theDead Fred Pen Holder ($9.95)is the man for you. Alleviate pent up aggression by repeatedly stabbing Fred through the heart; plus, your pen right at your fingertips.
6FlipKlip Treadmill Book Holder
The FlipKlip Treadmill Book Holder ($8.95)will be the envy of everybody in the library! It is designed to help you hold your book or magazine pages open for hands-free reading.
7Tooth Toothbrush Holder
It seems quite apt placing your toothbrush in a tooth, so here’s theTooth Toothbrush Holder (£10.99).A kitsch bathroom accessory that will stand out from all other toothbrush holders. It might also remind you that if you don’t brush your teeth they might end up like this, with holes in.
8Thumb Thing Book Holder
Now there’s theThumb Thing Book Holder ($2.95)to help the teacher with not enough hands. This unique patented book holder fits on the thumb like a ring and spreads the pages of the book open. Perfect for reading while holding the book in one hand! The “Small” size is just right for young students, and for many adults as well.
9Mustache Key Holder
Sometimes it seems we’ve got more keys than a junior high janitor. And throwing them all in a big bowl just wasn’t cutting it anymore, so you’ll be thrilled to get your hands on theMustache Key Holder ($40),created by Ben Floeter. Each painted wooden mustache measures approx. 18″ x 4″ and has 4 hooks.
10Feel Good Razor Holder
TheFeel Good Razor Holder (£7.00)is a fun alternative to storage in your bathroom. Use the suction cup on the back to stick to most glossy, surfaces such as mirror, glass or tile and let him take charge of your disposable razor!