- Honestly, we’d hesitate to arrest this guy too.
Some people have incredible control over their body and its reactions. Many great actors, for instance, are able to cry on demand, bursting into tears whenever their role so demands.
Mr. Deepak is like that, too. He, however, isn’t an actor but a thief, and he’s ability isn’t crying.
Instead, it’s crapping himself.
Deepak is able to loosen his bowels at a moment’s notice, unleashing a torrent of poop. Although we’re sure this bizarre capability could still have landed him some kind of entertainment role, he decided to turn to a life of crime.
Mr. Deepak is a notorious serial thief who has plagued Delhi for quite some time. That said, he’s not the sneakiest of thieves, and cops have chased him many times after he’s been busted.
That said, he’s never been caught. Like a revolting octopus, he has always deployed his stinking distraction when the police closed in, dashing away when they recoiled in disgust.
Not anymore. A police team armed with stink-proof masks finally arrested Deepak, who has confessed to his crimes.
Wonder how his bizarre ability will serve him if he ends up in prison.
‘Potty Badmash’
Meet the man identified only as Mr. Deepak. He’s a 27-year-old living in Delhi, India.
He’s also something of a supervillain with an unusual ability.
That said, Deepak is no Magneto or Thanos. He can’t fly or shoot lasers out of his eyes, nor does he have superhuman strength.
However, he is able to control his muscles with incredible precious. More precisely, he’s able to loosen to his bowels at will.
That, naturally, leads to his instantly evacuating their contents. Impressive, if utterly disgusting.
Like a true supervillain, Mr. Deepak decided to use his powers for evil. He’s an infamous serial thief, who’s responsible for multiple thefts and knife-related crimes around the city.
In particular, Mr. Deepak specializes in phone theft. He swipes phones from passersby to sell them later.
He’s not very stealthy, though, and Mr. Deepak has found himself running from the cops on at least six occasions. This is where his strange ability comes in.
If the cops have gotten too close for comfort, Mr. Deepak has emptied his ink sac, so to speak. According to the police, this has always resulted in a stench so foul, that the chasing officers have backed off, allowing Deepak to escape.
His bizarre and revolting defense tactic has been dubbed “poop and run” by the local police. Mr. Deepak himself is known to the cops as “Potty Badmash.”
It’s not the best supervillain name, to be honest.
Special Operation
Due to escaping several times using such a bizarre method, it’s no wonder the Delhi cops had learned to recognize Deepak. Tired of the thief humiliating him with his poopy tactics, the police decided it was time to get him.
So, they deployed a special squad, just for him. The officers on Potty Badmash duty (or should we say “dooty”) were equipped with masks to block the stench and gloves to remain sanitary.
With that, they took to patrolling the city. On March 24, they sighted Deepak.
The man was reportedly behaving suspiciously near the Eidgah Park in Delhi. Deepak spotted the cops and immediately took off running.
The police officers gave chase and quickly started catching up. Just as they had expected, Deepak decided it was time to release the kraken.
“As expected, Deepak deployed his infamous ‘filth plan,’ but the officers … thwarted his last-ditch effort and took him in custody,” the police told local media.
Having been arrested, it was time to give Deepak a pat-down. While we have no official confirmation, we’re ready to bet the cops played rock-paper-scissors or drew lots some other way to decide who would have the misfortune to search Mr. Crap-Himself.
During the search, the cops found a knife on Deepak. In a fairly cliché explanation, Deepak claimed the knife was his “lucky charm” and he didn’t have any intention of using it.
Well, obviously the thing didn’t bring him good luck in the end. Neither did Deepak’s loose bowels.